In court today
Many of you may remember that Chris's mum contested his Granmothers will. She left her whole estate to Chris and his brother Jon.
We were in court today so a Judge could decide the course of action to take with her will.
Im pleased to say he decided that the will should stand as written.
Im also pleased to sat his mother never turned up and was represented by her lawyer.
Chris and Jon are delighted with the decision, and now we can put all this behind us.
On a lighter note heres a little joke for you
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you".
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say
or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Steven and I'm going to a Halloween
party.
Dave
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