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In court today


Davey

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Many of you may remember that Chris's mum contested his Granmothers will. She left her whole estate to Chris and his brother Jon.

We were in court today so a Judge could decide the course of action to take with her will.

Im pleased to say he decided that the will should stand as written.

Im also pleased to sat his mother never turned up and was represented by her lawyer.

Chris and Jon are delighted with the decision, and now we can put all this behind us.

 

On a lighter note heres a little joke for you :D

 

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver

won't stop staring at her.

 

She asks him why he is staring.

 

He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend

you".

 

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I

am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and

hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say

or ask that I would find offensive."

 

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

 

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have

to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

 

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"

 

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

 

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

 

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

 

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

 

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and

I'm Jewish."

 

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Steven and I'm going to a Halloween

party.

 

 

Dave :D

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Dave, I am soo happy to hear that justice and Chris and Jon's Grandma's intent prevailed.....it is as it should have been done long ago..sorry you all had to go through the emotional trauma..but any hoo..it worked out as it was supposed to:)

 

Now, as to the joke.....ROFLMAO...That was one very funny Joke...thanks for making us all roar will laughter:)

 

I hope Chris loved your song..and you loved his.....and of course, that your Dad is doing much better:)

 

Hugs to all!

 

Michael

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professor.jpg

 

 

If you aren't a Futurama fan, the Professor often says Good News Everybody and: a) falls asleep or B) announces their next suicidal mission. I'm glad it went well for you guys.

 

Oh and I didn't see that transvestite Nun coming. :lmao:

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Justice is served! :2thumbs:

 

:lol: to the nun joke.

 

Oh, and "Forever" was almost too good to be true....it wouldn't have been modeled on another almost too good to be true romance now, would it? :worship:

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