A Prank Gone Wrong

 

I was at the mall and am familiar with a company called Dead Sea Spas. They are an Israeli company that sells beauty products from the unique chemical composites found in and around the Dead Sea. They have cute Israeli college student aged kids selling stuff in the center courts of malls all over the country.

 

As I was walking by I was seized by a sudden urge to prank the kid- a really cute girl.

 

I looked her in the eye and said, "Yuri says that your cover is blown. They know you are Mossad. You've got to get out as fast as you can!" and walked on by.

 

Watching from the upper deck, the poor girl closed up shop, left and I never saw her again!

I got this idea from a prank I pulled some years ago and thinking about it- whoa... this story could kick major ass.

Prankster kid is instantly swept up in a web in international intrigue and ends up wanted by the FBI, Mossad, FSB, Homeland inSecurity and terrorists!

What do you think!?

Does this sound like fun or am I dain bramaged? No wait. I'm dain bramaged and it sounds like fun... or does it just sound like fun because of my dain bramage?