[DomLuka] A Domaholic's Open Letter to Will

[Rigel]

Dear Will--

 

Just read your latest chapter of Prince of Denmark (POD)--and it's really good. But that guy is SO indecisive--when is going to realize his uncle is really evil and do him in--I mean, all the evidence is there to the reader; it's just the stupid kid doesn't realize it. And as to who he should get in the end--that Ophelia is just a slutty bitch; I hope he doesn't end up with her. Laertes is hunky, but I don't trust him--I bet he plays for the wrong side. But he and Horatio should definitely get together. You don't have to write a lot of sex, but maybe some affection would be nice.

 

Can't wait for the next installment of POD. Oh, and don't go pulling a Dan, killing off all your characters at the end for an easy resolution.

 

Your biggest fan,

The Ultimate Willaholic

[lurker]

I'd rather see him hook up with the ghost. Also, don't you think that there is really something going on between Rosencrantz and Guildenstern? Maybe we could see a spinoff or something about how they met and fell in love?

 

Rigel - I'm glad I had just put down my drink when I read your post. Otherwise, my keyboard would have been very unhappy.

[Masked Monkey]

Can't wait for the next installment of POD. Oh, and don't go pulling a Dan, killing off all your characters at the end for an easy resolution.

 

Your biggest fan,

The Ultimate Willaholic

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Now Dan didn't kill off all of his characters for an easy resolution. I expect that Dan had a couple reasons:

 

1. He really wanted to kill Jared at the end because Jared is evil (not in the cliffhanger sot of way, but more in the, well, living dead sort of way)

 

2. As characters have a tendency to do, Jarad managed to escape Dan's untimely "death" for him as an act of pure will and hatered.

 

3. He needed fewer characters for Service, otherwise we couldn't the the evil/kinky side of Dom.

 

 

 

Now, as to your signature. It is a common misconception about mirriors, they do not switch left/right, they switch front/back. That is, when you look at your beautiful face in the mirror, what you see in front of you (in the mirror) is actually what you would see behind you if you were located at the mirror.

 

As to how it is that a mirror flips front/back, but not left/right or up/down, well that has to do with rotations not commuting with one another (not to mention wasting gasoline), and to understand that ou need quantum or group theory and lots of math.

(don't you hate it when jerks give you a real answer to joke rhetorical questions, it's kinda like someone peeing in your Rice Krispies

Edited May 24, 2005 by Snow Dog

[Rigel]

A link to POD Highly recommended story.

 

And a short summary in three verses. Long verses, but singable.