Funny Exam Answers!

[KeySeeker]

Has anyone heard of any funny exam answers? Heres a few to start off.

 

Q - Briefly explain what ice is.

 

A - Ice

 

 

Q - How do you chage centimeters to meters?

 

A - Take out the centi.

 

 

Q - Expand 2(x+y).

 

A - 2(x+y)

2 ( x + y )

 

Anyone got anymore?

[Cyhort]

 

 

 

[Zolia Lily]

My house mate was marking papers the other day. When faced with a question regarding baking muffins and how to improve the batter the next time, one of her student's answered "by listening to the teacher when she's talking to you and paying attention and not talking to other students so then you know what to do and don't make mistakes". Even if he wasn't paying attention, at least the teacher's message sank in!

 

A favourite of mine was from year 12 Biology at high school. We were studying evolution and had to write what an advantage of being bipedal was. One of my friends forgot totally that bipedal means being able to stand on two feet and wrote as her answer 'having big fangs'.

 

and this is a classic:

 

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A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his

graduate students. It had one question:

 

Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof.

 

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or

some variant. One student, however wrote the following:

 

First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.

If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate

are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think

that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not

leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell,

lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their

religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these

religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can

project that all people and all souls go to hell. With birth and death

rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase

exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell.

Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell

to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay

constant.

 

#1 So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which

souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will

increase until all hell breaks loose.

 

#2 Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of

souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell

freezes over.

 

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given me by Therese Banyan

during Freshman year, and take into account the fact that I still have

not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be

true, and hell is exothermic.

 

The student got the only A.

[KeySeeker]

OMIGOD! I LOVE THAT "IS HELL EXOTHERMIC OR ENDOTHERMIC?" ONE! Really does make you think though...

I quite like the enzyme one and that student was right to get a mark for optimus prime!!

[Y_B]

 

 

"The early sexual maturity of children and the subsequent shortening of childhood has been caused by Michael Jackson"

 

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOO

Edited November 3, 2011 by Yang Bang

[Y_B]

 

 

 

[insertnamehere]

aha love this, very entertaining ^.^

[NightHawk_]

This funny! made me laugh ! <3