CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, bignick said:

Yo, Page, the show started!  Bring the chips and the sodas. 

Already on it! 

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Also, all the time I spend with my dakimakura means you'll have to keep my herd indefinitely...

Thanks, Bitch!  

[Page Scrawler]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

It is self-evident that I rank first among the gods.

False idols. 

[Page Scrawler]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

Thanks, Bitch!  

The Ministry of Drewth, hard at work again. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

False idols. 

The false idol is the Fairy "Goddess"  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The false idol is the Fairy "Goddess"  

Of course, as a false idol, you would say that. 

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

The Ministry of Drewth, hard at work again. 

The Ministry of Truth is my favorite ministry!  

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The Ministry of Drewth is my fake news ministry!  

 I knew it! 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

Of course, as a false idol, you would say that. 

 <nukes Lakes Chalco and Xochimilco in Mexico>  

These lakes are the only home to the Axolotl, a rare species of salamander. They number less than a 1000 adults.  

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

 I knew it! 

Manipulating the truth to suit your agenda is wrong, Pagey. I'm disappointed in you.  

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Manipulating the truth to suit your agenda is wrong, Pagey. I'm disappointed in you.  

I never tell a lie. 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

I never tell a lie. 

Michiganders only know how to lie.  

[Page Scrawler]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

Michiganders only know how to lie.  

And Texans know how to tell only lies.

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

And Texans know how to tell only lies.

Traverse City resident calls the Rebel Leader a liar!

-Detroit Free Press, 12/13/22

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Traverse City resident calls the Rebel Leader a liar!

-Detroit Free Press, 12/13/22

I was referring to you, not Spikey. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

I was referring to you, not Spikey. 

You said, "Texans" not "Texan"  

[Page Scrawler]

4 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You said, "Texans" not "Texan"  

But in this instance, I was talking about you. 

[bignick]

25 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The false idol is the Fairy "Goddess"  

cough... cough... jealous... 

6 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

I was referring to you, not Spikey. 

You never told me you were part of the cast. 

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, bignick said:

cough... cough... jealous... 

Jealous of a false idol? As if!  

[Drew Espinosa]

Now stop distracting me! I'm about to watch a new series and I don't want to be constantly interrupted by you ingrates!  

[spike382]

28 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Thanks, Bitch!  

Breaking News: God-Emperor has a dakimakura pillow of Resistance Leader Spike!

Ft. Worth Star Telegram  

“He keeps grinding his teeth on it and calling it ‘Bitch,’” says an insider close to the halfling tyrant.

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm about to watch a new series

Ooh, what's the name of the series? 

[Drew Espinosa]

The rebel leader is pushing fake news...  

To the people of Texas, this rebel claims that he wants a government that pushes truth and transparency, and yet his actions speak otherwise. If he succeeds in his rebellion, the government he installs will push nothing but propaganda! 

We must not let him win!

[spike382]

7 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Ooh, what's the name of the series? 

But yeah @Drew Espinosa what series?

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I rarely give updates on the goings on in my daily life.  

Like, when's the last time I gave y'all a Yayo Update?  

A few days ago...