Popular Post clochette Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said: But I'll prevent you from taking them out. I'll spit them 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Drew Espinosa Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 3 minutes ago, clochette said: I'll spit them That's unladylike behavior, so... go ahead! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Page Scrawler Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 Question: Why did the toothbrush cross the road? Answer: For a change of paste. 1 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Drew Espinosa Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 @Page Scrawler Your dad jokes are getting outta hand. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post clochette Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said: Question: Why did the toothbrush cross the road? Answer: For a change of paste. You've been taking classes at the Gary School of Dad Jokes? 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Page Scrawler Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, clochette said: You've been taking classes at the Gary School of Dad Jokes? No, it was on an advertisement for Amazon's Alexa. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post spike382 Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 7 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said: No, it was on an advertisement for Amazon's Alexa. I thought maybe you bought a whole case of Laffy Taffies and you were just sharing the joy with the rest of us. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Drew Espinosa Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 13 minutes ago, clochette said: You've been taking classes at the Gary School of Dad Jokes? I just asked Justin to shut down that school. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Page Scrawler Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 4 minutes ago, spike382 said: I thought maybe you bought a whole case of Laffy Taffies and you were just sharing the joy with the rest of us. There's only one flavor of Laffy Taffy that counts, and that's the purple one. (Something I saw on Instagram: you can always spot a cop because they call Gatorade by the stupid flavor names, when everyone else calls Gatorade by its colors.) 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post clochette Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said: I just asked Justin to shut down that school. Justin is an alumni of the School of Dad Jokes, was valedictorian and prom kind every years Justin also said 👇 Really he meant Texas And 👇 He was speaking about your behavior Edited April 24, 2023 by clochette 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Drew Espinosa Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 Just now, clochette said: Really he meant Texas Aww, he said the Empire was a resilient democracy? I knew I could count on Justin! 1 minute ago, clochette said: He was speaking about your behavior He was clearly talking about the rebels. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post spike382 Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 9 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said: There's only one flavor of Laffy Taffy that counts, and that's the purple one. (Something I saw on Instagram: you can always spot a cop because they call Gatorade by the stupid flavor names, when everyone else calls Gatorade by its colors.) I had no idea that knowledge of Gatorade lore was so widespread among the law enforcement community. I'm generally not a fan of most Laffy Taffy, but purple is one of the few kinds I like, I think I like the red ones also, but it's been a very long time since I've had any. I can say with certainty, I HATE the yellow ones. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Page Scrawler Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, spike382 said: I can say with certainty, I HATE the yellow ones. The yellow one is supposed to be banana-flavored. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post spike382 Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 8 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said: The yellow one is supposed to be banana-flavored. I know, that's the worst part. Whoever the crack smokers were who determined that's what a banana tastes like deserve to be punished. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Drew Espinosa Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 (edited) 4 minutes ago, spike382 said: Whoever the crack smokers were who determined that's what a banana tastes like deserve to be punished. Well, well, well... now who's the tyrant, again? Edited April 24, 2023 by Drew Espinosa 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Page Scrawler Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 minute ago, spike382 said: I know, that's the worst part. Whoever the crack smokers were who determined that's what a banana tastes like deserve to be punished. It should really be "lemon", anyway. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Page Scrawler Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said: Wel,l well, well... now who's the tyrant, again? Still you. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Drew Espinosa Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 Just now, Page Scrawler said: Still you. I'm not the one desiring to imprison taffy makers! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Page Scrawler Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said: I'm not the one desiring to imprison taffy makers! Spikey said "punished", not "locked up". 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Scrawler Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 @raven1 Hey, Terry! How are you and Aod? 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Drew Espinosa Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 Just now, Page Scrawler said: Spikey said "punished", not "locked up". Same difference. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post raven1 Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 Hi All! I see you all had a pineapple war. Sticky situation that. As for taffy, who buys taffy from corporate candy companies. Yuck! I love homemade taffy, or fresh made from a good mom and pops shop. There are several excellent salt water taffy shops on the Oregon Coast Hwy. The Taffy Depoe has 85 different flavors, and I never found one I didn't like. Hope everything is going well with you all. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post spike382 Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said: Well, well, well... now who's the tyrant, again? I didn't say unfairly punished. That "flavor" is a crime against humanity. I also didn't say I'd decide the punishment. So there!. 8 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said: It should really be "lemon", anyway. But it doesn't even taste like a lemon. It tastes like unhappiness. Lemon wouldn't be a bad idea though. 7 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said: Still you. Page! Thank you Page! 8 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said: I'm not the one desiring to imprison taffy makers! Don't put words in my mouth. 6 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said: Spikey said "punished", not "locked up". I KNOW!!!! WTF Drew? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Page Scrawler Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 1 minute ago, raven1 said: I love homemade taffy, or fresh made from a good mom and pops shop. There are several excellent salt water taffy shops on the Oregon Coast Hwy. There's only one place I know that sells taffy year-round in Traverse City, and that's a chain store which also sells soda in glass bottles, and funny vintage signs. They have so many different flavors of soda, 120+ if I remember correctly. Apart from that, there's a seasonal farmer's market store, and The Taffy Barrel in Charlevoix. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Drew Espinosa Posted April 24, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 24, 2023 2 minutes ago, spike382 said: I also didn't say I'd decide the punishment. So there!. Oh, so you want one of your backers, like @Albert1434 or @clochette to mete out punishment to taffy law breakers? 4 minutes ago, spike382 said: Page! Thank you Page! Why are you thanking someone who's biased against my empire? 5 minutes ago, spike382 said: Don't put words in my mouth. I merely interpreted your words, and logically extended it to what you actually want. 6 minutes ago, spike382 said: I KNOW!!!! WTF Drew? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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