CoTT 2 House of Cards

[clochette]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

But I'll prevent you from taking them out.  

I'll spit them 

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, clochette said:

I'll spit them 

That's unladylike behavior, so... go ahead!  

[Page Scrawler]

Question: Why did the toothbrush cross the road?

Answer: For a change of paste.

[Drew Espinosa]

@Page Scrawler Your dad jokes are getting outta hand.   

[clochette]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

Question: Why did the toothbrush cross the road?

Answer: For a change of paste.

You've been taking classes at the Gary School of Dad Jokes?

[Page Scrawler]

4 minutes ago, clochette said:

You've been taking classes at the Gary School of Dad Jokes?

No, it was on an advertisement for Amazon's Alexa. 

[spike382]

7 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

No, it was on an advertisement for Amazon's Alexa. 

I thought maybe you bought a whole case of Laffy Taffies and you were just sharing the joy with the rest of us.  

[Drew Espinosa]

13 minutes ago, clochette said:

You've been taking classes at the Gary School of Dad Jokes?

I just asked Justin to shut down that school.  

[Page Scrawler]

4 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I thought maybe you bought a whole case of Laffy Taffies and you were just sharing the joy with the rest of us.  

There's only one flavor of Laffy Taffy that counts, and that's the purple one. 

(Something I saw on Instagram: you can always spot a cop because they call Gatorade by the stupid flavor names, when everyone else calls Gatorade by its colors.)

[clochette]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I just asked Justin to shut down that school.  

Justin is an alumni of the School of Dad Jokes, was valedictorian and prom kind every years 

Justin also said 👇

Really he meant Texas

And 👇

He was speaking about your behavior

Edited April 24, 2023 by clochette

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, clochette said:

Really he meant Texas

Aww, he said the Empire was a resilient democracy?  I knew I could count on Justin!

1 minute ago, clochette said:

He was speaking about your behavior

He was clearly talking about the rebels.  

[spike382]

9 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

There's only one flavor of Laffy Taffy that counts, and that's the purple one. 

(Something I saw on Instagram: you can always spot a cop because they call Gatorade by the stupid flavor names, when everyone else calls Gatorade by its colors.)

I had no idea that knowledge of Gatorade lore was so widespread among the law enforcement community.  

I'm generally not a fan of most Laffy Taffy, but purple is one of the few kinds I like, I think I like the red ones also, but it's been a very long time since I've had any.  I can say with certainty, I HATE the yellow ones. 

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I can say with certainty, I HATE the yellow ones. 

The yellow one is supposed to be banana-flavored. 

[spike382]

8 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

The yellow one is supposed to be banana-flavored. 

I know, that's the worst part.  Whoever the crack smokers were who determined that's what a banana tastes like deserve to be punished. 

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Whoever the crack smokers were who determined that's what a banana tastes like deserve to be punished. 

Well, well, well... now who's the tyrant, again?  

Edited April 24, 2023 by Drew Espinosa

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, spike382 said:

I know, that's the worst part.  Whoever the crack smokers were who determined that's what a banana tastes like deserve to be punished. 

It should really be "lemon", anyway. 

[Page Scrawler]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Wel,l well, well... now who's the tyrant, again?  

Still you. 

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

Still you. 

I'm not the one desiring to imprison taffy makers!  

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm not the one desiring to imprison taffy makers!  

Spikey said "punished", not "locked up". 

[Page Scrawler]

@raven1 Hey, Terry!  How are you and Aod?

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Page Scrawler said:

Spikey said "punished", not "locked up". 

Same difference.  

[raven1]

Hi All! 

I see you all had a pineapple war.  Sticky situation that.  As for taffy, who buys taffy from corporate candy companies.  Yuck!  I love homemade taffy, or fresh made from a good mom and pops shop.  There are several excellent salt water taffy shops on the Oregon Coast Hwy.  The Taffy Depoe has 85 different flavors, and I never found one I didn't like.

Hope everything is going well with you all. 

[spike382]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Well, well, well... now who's the tyrant, again?  

I didn't say unfairly punished.  That "flavor" is a crime against humanity.  I also didn't say I'd decide the punishment.   So there!. 

8 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

It should really be "lemon", anyway. 

But it doesn't even taste like a lemon.  It tastes like unhappiness.  

Lemon wouldn't be a bad idea though.  

7 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Still you. 

Page!  Thank you Page!

8 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I'm not the one desiring to imprison taffy makers!  

Don't put words in my mouth. 

6 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Spikey said "punished", not "locked up". 

I KNOW!!!! WTF Drew? 

[Page Scrawler]

1 minute ago, raven1 said:

I love homemade taffy, or fresh made from a good mom and pops shop.  There are several excellent salt water taffy shops on the Oregon Coast Hwy. 

There's only one place I know that sells taffy year-round in Traverse City, and that's a chain store which also sells soda in glass bottles, and funny vintage signs. They have so many different flavors of soda, 120+ if I remember correctly. Apart from that, there's a seasonal farmer's market store, and The Taffy Barrel in Charlevoix.

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I also didn't say I'd decide the punishment.   So there!. 

Oh, so you want one of your backers, like @Albert1434 or @clochette to mete out punishment to taffy law breakers?  

4 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Page!  Thank you Page!

Why are you thanking someone who's biased against my empire?  

5 minutes ago, spike382 said:

Don't put words in my mouth. 

I merely interpreted your words, and logically extended it to what you actually want.  

6 minutes ago, spike382 said:

I KNOW!!!! WTF Drew?