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JeffsFort

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Yup you read that right! CAKE DAY!!!. It was decided by Comsie himself in chat last night.

 

You are hereby required to go out and get some cake. Oh, and if you have never seen The Simpsons, you are further required to go out and rent it, Season 4 or 5 are preferred here, and watch The Simpsons while eating the cake. No, I'm not kidding. (Not even a whole cake, just enough to say, "Wow....I just ate cake")

 

Why? Cause Comsie said so... Geesh :)

 

*You never know what kind of crazyness escapes from the Saturday Night Chats ;) *

 

*Random Cake Holiday! (Email sent out By Comsie!)

 

That's right dammit! I said 'Random Cake Holiday'! Hehehe! Don't ask any

questions, don't worry about the rhyme or reason WHY you should do

it...just DO IT! We had a conversation in the chat tonight, and this

lack of cake is just unforgivable. So today, Sunday, I want each and

every single person reading this, to go out somewhere and find yourself

a piece of cake to eat! I don't care HOW you get it, or WHAT kind of

cake it is! But there are just way too many people who have gone TOO

long without having a piece of cake!

 

You can laugh all you want! Feel silly doing it! I don't care! Whatever!

Just go out, find some cake, and enjoy it for the simple fact that you

CAN! And I'm not talking about some moldy old store bought sliver of

cake that you can buy for a quarter at the counter of your local gas

station! I mean actual *CAKE*! Go to a bakery, go to a neighbor's house,

hit up the old lady that does volunteer work at the resource center in

your area, bake your own and give half of it away to someone else who

doesn't have cake, play your Cake cd on your car radio..whatever...but

don't you DARE let the sun set without getting a taste of that sweet

sweet cake goodness! C'mon...don't you want some CAKE??? I do!

 

The only time we get to have cake is at weddings, birthdays, Bar

Mitzvahs, bachelor parties, and occassionally during some kinky sex

fetish game with a stripper who doesn't mind getting covered in

frosting. And that's just wrong! So if you needed a reason to eat cake,

then here it is. It's cake day. GO! Get some! Enjoy it! Do it for the

simple fact that you have absolutely NO reason to do it other than I

told you so! Hehehe! Savor it!

 

Shit....I'm going to get mine as soon as I get up tomorrow! Believe me!

Mmmm cake...

 

Spread the word!

 

And when you bite down into that soft delicious bread....you scream out

to the world, "I've got CAKE bitches!!!!!!"

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Hehehe...you said 'get behind'! That'll be the next holiday we have! I would love to get some behind right now!

 

Glad you enjoy! It's the holiday we can all have ten times a year if we feel like it! :)

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Hehehe....if you get lucky, AND have cake involved while doing so...you'd better send me pictures!

 

But nope, no warning. Just a rushed announcement, and 24 hours to get yourself some desert before ya miss it! ::Nods::

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NO WARNING???

 

Oh man, think you could work with us here? I mean, maybe a small heads up or something? Cause now I have to order the cake, get that whole "Killed by the every day grind" cuteness out of the closet and dusted off (Oh yeah, pun intended there ;) )

 

Not to mention charging up the batteries for the camera... These things take time and planning ya know. *GIGGLE!*

 

*HUGZ*

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