Describe a Christmas Song Very Poorly

[Ron]

I got this idea from a FaceBook friend.

Take a Christmas song and describe it very poorly in your own words.

Here's a starter from me:

 

Conspirators impose seasonal awareness upon your person several times while insisting you be happy about it.

Edited December 22, 2020 by Ron

[comicfan]

Um, maybe "Here we go a wasiling"

 

Short kid has no money but makes a loud noise.

[Ron]

@comicfan Thanks for not leaving me hanging, Wayne. 

[Palantir]

Lol - I thought it might be - 'Tis the season to be jolly.'

And now - 'the little drummer boy'?

 

Beneficent royal gazed externally.

[Ticklishboy30]

Baby It's Cold Outside

Slut tries to play hard to get and surprise, surprise, gives it up in the end. 

[Ticklishboy30]

We Wish You A Merry Christmas

Freeloaders pretend to be nice, then get nasty and demanding, then finally swearing they won't leave until till they get what they want.

Edited October 13, 2023 by Ajbt2001

[Ticklishboy30]

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Just a story about a red suited, old guy watching kids every movement... Creepy!!!