C James Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Naper Vic just made his 999th post, so he should hit 1000 any minute now!! Congratulations, Vic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaperVic Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 A joke I received: Would You Sleep With Brad Pitt? A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!" The boy then went to his brother! and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes... potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars . . . but realistically, . . . we're living with two sluts and a queer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C James Posted August 4, 2006 Author Share Posted August 4, 2006 A joke I received: And that was Vic's 1000th post! Congratulations, Vic! The joke was hilarious, too! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewbie Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Congrats Vicky Poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redlightfeeling Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 CONGRATS VIC!!!! I hope to be just like you someday! (thats why I'm making this post, so I can get one post closer to 1,000!) ((joking, vic you're great)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFriendlyFace Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 WOOO HOOOO!! Congratulations Vic!!!! Funny joke too I consider it a privilege to have read and enjoyed quite a few of those 1,000 posts! I look forward to the next 1,000! Take care (unregistered) Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Objectivist Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 1000 posts? wow. im barely on the twelveth one. I've got a long way to be just like you vic. maybe someday ill reach 1000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Congrats Vic, love ya to bits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewbie Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Btw Vic do a skit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcidius Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 w00000t! Congrats Vic! I loved the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rec Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 and now we are 5--at least i am Naper Vic just made his 999th post, so he should hit 1000 any minute now!! Congratulations, Vic!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rknapp Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 (edited) ROFLMFAO haha nice joke. I forget how many posts I have... but I DO have over 1800 on another forum... been there longer though. EDIT: This one is half way there... although my milestone will be 666, hehe. Edited August 6, 2006 by rknapp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurt Posted August 6, 2006 Share Posted August 6, 2006 YAY VIC!!!! Funny joke!! Kurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xander Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 lol, nice job Vic, I love the joke too! I'm only at 200 something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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