Fun stuff, Razor! Although I think the "push off a cliff" part is a bit harsh.
Umm, I'll marry Roseanne, I'll Kiss Babs, and I guess I'll push Big Gay Al (even though I'm not even sure who that is).
Edit: I cross posted with Jalaki so here's my response to his:
EUGHHHH
Okay and since I HAVE to pick:
I guess I'll marry Kate, Kiss Patrick, and push William
Okay so:
Jesse McCartney
Sarah Machelle Geller
Seth Green
(and for the record I want to marry...or something , all three of these people )