I've been known to take a book into the tub. I have an old cast iron clawfoot tub in the upstairs bath. It's a wonderful place to have a hot soak and a read on a cold winter's night. Warms the old bones.
Mum and I made cutout cookies yesterday. We use a recipe that came from my step-grandmother. We suspect it's well over a 100 years old likely 200 and came with the family from Ireland as the recipe is titled "Biscuits" in her hand written version.
Time eases the embarassment ... uhm, good thing your momma told you to wear clean panties in case of an accident. Little did she know what sort of accident.