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Pot ... kettle, kettle ... pot.
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And you will remain patient and of good cheer throughout the process or I'll tell mum.
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People routinely walk on roofs. There are even professionals who's job it is to walk on roofs. They call them roofers. Have you ever heard of a professional chair-climber-oner? Thought not. So what were you saying about falling off a chair placed on uneven ground in a hosta bed while using it as a ladder to do outdoor window maintainance?
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His or yours?
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What about chairs?
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Yep, and I'm putting it to good use.
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G'day y'all. Bright sunny day here. Need to take my car to be serviced this morning.
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Mum says, no reason to be grumpy. The wound looks good, you're healing, the physio is a good thing and the bruising will go away. Now be a good lad and get on with it. Of course she was tired of the broken wrist within five days so ...
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Wow, she's got a really big ass.
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Oh no ... don't say bounce. He tried that, it didn't work, hence the injury.
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It can.
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P F Chang's Mongolian Beef 😋
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G'day y'all. Yesterday's rain brought cooler less humid breezy weather and the clouds are yielding to sunshine.
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Does it telescope?
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We've had on again off again respites. Tomorrow is forecast to be dry.
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Mum said she would like your dinner. I made fresh fettucine with pan seared chicken breast and fresh asapargus in a light marsala, parmesan cream sauce. With fresh strawberries for dessert.
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Yep, that's what it has been doing.
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I believe the nausea will pass once you're off the pain meds. At our age we need to appreciate any stiffness we can raise ... even if it's an arm. The fact you could do your exercise is a good sign. Blue is mum's favorite color. She says wait to see the kaliediscope of color yet to come. Patience bro, you'll get your look soon enough. I just hope the doc used the good bionic implants ... afterall, you want to be better, stronger, faster ... 😧 ... no bionics? Damn! I already started developing the concept for your super hero costume.
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Wait!?! What reelection? I thought you'd already declared yourself Grand Poobah ... er, uhm, ... President-for-Life.
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G'day y'all. A chilly rainy day here so no morning walk and no yardwork. Oh, and my head aches horribly. Blessed be.
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Hmmm, just what is that object he's preparing to use on Gary? Oh, and Texy it was very kind of you to send aid to Canada without imposing any form of tariff.
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See even Gary knows ...
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She'll probably just reclaim the one she sent Gary and send him to you. She's certainly not going to pull another one out of the herd enclosure.
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Where I am it's just the smell of fresh country air ... and the animals that live here.
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I'll tell her bro. Meanwhile, be well.
