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dughlas

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  1. Just another fart in a windstorm. And ... I'm still breathing.
  2. I thought they were verifying your vision not doing proctologic exams.
  3. Who? What? Oh, and dughlas and mum.
  4. We're finally, getting a little rain today, not nearly enough to erase the deficit from a dry August and first half of Sept.
  5. Much like you tend to be.
  6. LOUDER! We didn' t hear you.
  7. Yeah and the rebels that they are they would have skipped detention.
  8. Hmmm, very quiet overnight ...
  9. You use a prod to get children to do their homework? That's cruelty upon cruelty.
  10. Oh boy, oh boy, it's the start of another week. Is everyone excited?
  11. Especially the math. Only weirdos and antienvironmentalists like math.
  12. Hello. Hope you had a good day.
  13. Hehehehe ... even the trash bandits are joining the Resistance.
  14. And, and, and ... I didn't say it.
  15. Live your fantasy. In my imagination it's a nude beach ...
  16. Yes, it's a thing. Rhinestones and sequins. To protect your true identity we'll call you Sparkle Plenty. Oh wait. She was a cartoon character in the old Dick Tracy comic strip. We'll need to think of something else. Of course you do and, you will, like a beacon for truth, justice and ... wait, isn't that Superman. We'll need to give more thought to that too.
  17. You'll just have to wait for the unveiling.
  18. Yep, we're bound together in our fight against tyranny and oppression. Well, just as soon as we finish designing our superhero costumes.
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