Zombie

I don't drink any pop or soda - it's just full of sugar which rots teeth, makes you fat and increases your risk of joining the epidemic of diabetes sufferers. Seriously, no-one needs all that sugar I like tea made the English way throughout the day, and one or two coffees mid-morning. Caffeine is addictive like any drug, and the more you take the more you need to get the same kick. And there's clear medical evidence to show it can adversely affect heart function, so I've switched to Taylors decaffeinated - the taste and smell are just as good and your caffeine cravings soon go away But I still drink regular Yorkshire tea

:wizard: Happy birthday little blue one! :)

why would you "feel sorry" for the people of Britain?

you are, of course, referring to your fellow Americans

the spider is eating the bird... ...alive....

again, the issue of Mateen's legally bought and owned semi-automatic mass murder killing machine has simply been avoided Conflating that with the Constitutional "right to bear arms", or where the US is now in terms of its absurd level of gun ownership and the difficulties that presents, is just... absurd There was a recent but brief period when such weapons were made illegal. Did the US fall into the Crack of Doom? No.

the pertinent fact in Orlando is that Mateen did not need an automatic, or a machine gun. Using his legally bought and owned semi-automatic he was able to keep on firing bullets into people, efficiently shooting them at a rate of around one bullet a second - more than enough to keep killing and killing and killing (repeat 49 times) fit and able adolescent and adult males and females without any individual or group of individuals being able to overpower him and stop the slaughter. Gun lobby supporters who trot out the same hackneyed response "it's not guns that kill people, people kill people" are wilfully diverting attention from the real truth: legally bought and owned semi-automatic weapons such as Mateen used make mass murders like this much more likely because they make it so EASY.

not many news items move me to tears, but this one did

Footprints to the edge. None returned.

Tonight's TV news had just one story. Never known that happen before. Ali was adored in the UK, even though he defeated our own Sir Henry Cooper - but only after 'enry had floored Ali and nearly knocked him out He was witty and intelligent, he did important work outside the ring for civil rights and he wrote his own epitaph - The Greatest

and many happy returns

this time? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mbMWnaD3fhI

yes, but apparently in the version shown in the US he was replaced by Sigourney Weaver who obviously has much more impressive wildlife credentials, having killed off all those alien critters...

David Attenborough is 90 today. The world's most celebrated naturalist, he's been making and presenting groundbreaking TV wildlife and natural history documentaries for over 60 years. Not only has he informed, educated and entertained generations of viewers worldwide, he's also worked as a senior TV exec. He became controller of the BBC's second TV channel when it launched in 1965 and he was responsible for taking the decision on commissioning new shows like Monty Python, and TV snooker - he chose snooker when colour TV began in 1966 as an obvious way to encourage people to buy colour TV sets And he's still travelling the world making new documentaries like the recent Great Barrier Reef series. It's a cliche to say someone's a legend in their own lifetime, but if anyone qualifies then surely he does. Happy 90th, Sir David, and long may you continue .

The world's biggest particle accelerator and most expensive scientific instrument has been put out of action by a small furry animal http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36173247

The Queen revives her acting career in this promo for the 2016 games https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KuNcSp2T4Lw

Tom Daley: "I was heavily involved in the way the trunks were going to be cut, to ensure you're all in place when doing your dives and nothing goes awry..."

Redcoat is majorly p155ed at being totally eclipsed in the hotness stakes

someone had a good time fitting out the team with their cozzies...

I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows, Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine

Happy birthday glitteryantlers! Hope it's been a good one

Meanie

hahahahaha! I can't take credit - when it died I did a search on the Google. I didn't believe it but, hey, the iPad was out of warranty so what did I have to lose?

Problem Dead iPad screen Consequence you feeling upset and sad or frustrated and angry Solution gently place the dead thing on a carpeted floor, screen down pick up a rubber-soled shoe aim right at the Apple logo then give it a damned good smack! Outcome 1. You will immediately feel better 2. The dead thing may come back to life *I've had this happen twice and it's worked both times*

older people love giving advice to younger people and younger people love ignoring it so what's the best / worst, most useful / useless, piece of advice you've given / received; wish you'd taken / ignored; or... whatever Me? Okay, let's kick this off never stick the fork in the toaster