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Zombie

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  1. as a Christmas present, Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher once gave HM Queen Elizabeth (gift wrapped ) a pair of rubber washing up gloves
  2. any excuse to use the leather whip
  3. that’s a gross calumny against our mighty and magnificent overlord and protector come next anointment the mighty winged-one will remember all those disrespectful critters and what they said and who were the nice, cute creatures to be rewarded
  4. says the completely trustworthy fly
  5. *Message to the Tooth Fairy* do not believe the cute innocent critter she pretends to be!
  6. and not just a favourite in the Caribbean
  7. sounds like a “naughty” party that might end up in the tabloids…
  8. useful guide why the Atlantic’s not just a physical divide https://medium.com/illumination/10-big-differences-between-american-and-british-humor-ca6d6ccedc34
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  9. if we’d entered this for Eurovision we’d have bulldozed ‘em!
  10. …the fake photo shoot
  11. another busy day for Clo
  12. oh no! that means the evil cat will be back
  13. every day’s Leathercraft Day for a certain resident of LPW land
  14. when swans get hungry in Wells (near Glastonbury, Somerset) they only have to ring a bell with their beaks and then they get fed (no meal deal for hungry cats )
  15. Spike’s all tied up again…
  16. cheat! *grab* Mine
  17. cute tails though
  18. same here - looking forward to the petrichor oh yeah, and snatch!
  19. or take off the fur coat
  20. phew 😥 too hot! 🥵
  21. poor Snow White… she never could understand the dwarves’ jokes
  22. ooo look! 👀 the duck’s being vac’d *snatch*
  23. eek, Bad Clo’s got a chopper!
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