that’s a gross calumny against our mighty and magnificent overlord and protector
come next anointment the mighty winged-one will remember all those disrespectful critters and what they said and who were the nice, cute creatures to be rewarded
useful guide
why the Atlantic’s not just a physical divide
https://medium.com/illumination/10-big-differences-between-american-and-british-humor-ca6d6ccedc34
when swans get hungry in Wells (near Glastonbury, Somerset) they only have to ring a bell with their beaks and then they get fed (no meal deal for hungry cats )