Kitt

My first ever incounter with a roach was one of those giant versions in a campground restroom in Orlando. Slapped my foot down and ground against the congrete floor. SOB still crawled off, and I put my weight on it! And i aint a little thing! You people dont need roach bait, you need shotguns!!!

Well, at least the tub is easy to clean. Wing's cat will pee the bed when feeling neglected.

My brother and his wife learned that the hard way

@kbois do you look for these peeps or are they just drawn to you?

If thats a 1" sq layout board, why were you making socks for the Jolly Green Giant? Those are HUGE!

Tornado warning passed uneventfully(yes rotation was recorded by radar and the cell phones allerted sending us to the basement). Lots of lights, noise and rain but no damage, unless you count the pawshaped bruise on my thigh when the dog landed there.

Holy t-storms Batman!

Not a single mention how several peeps at the party were dressed as aquaintances of Granger. SMH

Ok, someone please explain to me WHY you are given a 3 hour window for the cable tech to change over from the old shit to fiber optics if the dude is going to arrive 3 HOURS EARLY?!?!

Happy Birthday to the Senior Polterguist. Condolences to the parents as you enter teen years.

I have just locked myself in my room. Wings' ex just called saying he would be by to pick up shit he left behind when he ran off with his new piece, leaving us all the cleaning and packing. Kid was nice and packed the valuble stuff. He is in the area to get a copy of his birth certificate. Dipshit didnt think the office would be closed just because ITS PRESIDENTS DAY. And the kicker? He has the new chippy with him! I locked myself in so i dont kill it!

It is in my world

Dispite rhe vaccum mishap, progress has been made! Kitchens have been blended, double stuff stored and is dunctional again! Yeah! No more fast food! Fibber's closet is full again but all sorts of stuff has gone to good will and its organized. Grand total of 4 boxes wmptied organized in in their final homes.

Momma bear is now contemplating double homicide. Trying to make sense of the warehouse my home became while getting the kid out of her place by the deadline. Both kid and hubby keep going off on tangents not finishing a task they started. Bad enough. She seems to think everything she had in a full 2 bedroom house will now fit into MY house without any reductions. And now to top my morning off , i told her to grab and empty the shop vac so we coukd vaccum the bottom of a Fibber McGee closet we just cleaned out. She picked it up and decided it did not need to be dumped. Turned it on and blew a huge cloud of dust square in my face! Apparently the filter bag ruptured last time it was used. Excuse me whiie i go shower for the second time today.

Well, daughter is moved back home. Her significant other stopped paying the mortgage and bank sold the house, all of which she was kept in the dark about till the new owner showed up on the doorstoop with a writ of posession last week. To say the past week was a whirlwind of cleaning packing and putting stuff in storage would be an understatement. Topping it off, he decided he is moving to Philadelphia with his new girl. Took his clothes and left, leaving us to clean out his 10 yrs of accumulated crap. Thank god she never married him. House was in her name so she will get a sizable check after the mortgage is satisfied, that he cannot touch. She should have never trusted him with the payments but... My house looks like a warehouse right now, but she is here safe, and we can start sorting at a more reasonable pace tomorrow. Then we set out to fix her credit. Right now she is shell shocked. Truth be told so am I. If he knows what is good for him, i will never see him again. > momma bear <

Not every day my broccoli recipe does damage like that! Nicely done.

Saw a video this afternoon. An airboat apparently does quite well on snow. The caption was " Hold my gumbo" Don't hate on me, I didn't choose the caption!

Good grief! A foot of snow in New Orleans. News said they had to contract with a company in Illinois for snow removal. Apparently they have never needed a plow befor.

"Take my horse to the dental clinic" she said. "He loads easy" she said. 2 hours later. 8* f (-13*C) actual temps, wind chills below 0 and she says "oh well, past apointment time. Go turn him out." I HATE letting a horse win! But it was just too damn cold.

Got the first real snow we've had in a long time. Started as rain and it took me 10 min to chip thru the layer of ice under the smow to get into my truck! The evening News said snow in Florida tomorrow. Bundle up @kboisand find some socks!

Woohoo! Congrats Colton!

Sweet and innocent are the ones you need to watch closest!

Which is what I said in paragraph two.

Interesting mug shot!

Something that should also be taken into consideration is the context. A character who is a 16 yr old drop out living on a farm that sounds like an ivy league educated English prof just does not ring true. That is not to say the overall work should not be grammatically correct, but sometimes incorrect is the way to go. And that is coming from someone who has edited for several authors here and earned herself the moniker "that nazi".