Jason Rimbaud

What in ranch are you allergic too?

Dill is reserved for my ranch dipping sauce. Lime no.

Then I’m beyond erotic. Happily. 😜

There is no such thing as too far! when it comes to sex in a story, I say just include what your comfortable with. I really don’t understand going to far. What does that mean to you?

Yes, it was a joke between a few of us. It spans many different threads and topics. And the joke was, I'm a filthy writer of smut. . Sorry to confuse you. It's not about excluding outsiders, there is just a group of us that comment on each other's threads and comments. All are welcome but not many want to stoop to the immaturity of my personal thread.

I'm not a baker, it's too clinical for my tiny mind.

I've been literally hundreds of times over my life. One of the reason I set this story in Hershey, I grew up near there. I'm very familiar with the landscape.

Thank you! I am really proud of this story. I hope you enjoy the twists and mysteries.

I think Gabriel only said that to make a threat. I'm sure he didn't mean anything by it. .

I agree. I love finding a recipe and trying new things. Especially after a few whiskeys.

A dick can be replaced, but a good cook is more difficult.

You misunderstand my trolling. But many people do. Actually, I enjoy those who come in not for the spices. I have lots of flavor for those who prefer sweet, or savory, or tangy without the spice. A well balanced sauce is what I enjoy creating; it's not always about the spice level. I think you'd like some of my creations.

So for a good portion of today, I hid out in the prep room, working on a new sauce. I got a sample of peppers yesterday from my supplier, and I wasn't familiar with them, so I started to experiment. 7 Pot Brain Strain Peppers, an interesting pepper that resembles a brain. Since I haven't really had those peppers, I had to taste it. It started sweet, and then had a strong smoky heat with a fiery, spicy, and bold charred taste. So that got me thinking. I started to play around until I made a perfect sauce to compliment the peppers. After I made the first batch, I tasted it, and realized I invented a Sweet Chili Sauce. Sticky, sweet, with a finish that will make you break out in a sweat. Too bad that sauce already exists, Sweet Thai Chili Sauce. My background rears its ugly head again.

If you can't talk about things here, where can you? Ben wants to be between Thirdly and Cassie. Apparently, I liked to be spanked. Cassie threatened to spank quite a bunch of people. What's your admitting you like to be punished any great revelation?

Ben started it by talking about Boobs and Queens.

Not that I mind, but why are you discussing how I like to be punished in a PM message?

Wow, you are like a Pokémon!

I don't know why you make it seem like it's a bad thing.

Why would you want to? That's stupid. .

Raises hand! Can I be first please, and thank you.

Like Cassie, right?

I think Tech Bro's default is asshole. And if you work for a company called SalesForce.

Apparently, those tech bros didn't get that memo.

Two guys came into my restaurant for lunch. They ordered, sat down, and then pulled out drinks from their bags. I figured since they ordered food, I'd overlook that they brought their own drinks. Then, about five minutes later, a third person joined them. He had bought lunch at a different restaurant. Usually, if you don't order food from me, I just ask you to leave. This isn't a hang out spot, it's a business. This time, like a dumbass, I went over and informed him that I don't allow outside food in my restaurant or drinks, but as long as he didn't eat it, I'd let him stay with his friends. He assured me he wouldn't. The moment I turned around, he started eating his lunch. So I told him to leave. They got super mad and made a big scene. But if the rules are stated right up front, and you decided to disrespect my business, I don't much care. Does anyone who reads this believe its okay to bring food into a restuarant from another business and sit down and eat?

Omission is always a sign of guilt!