Jason Rimbaud

So Wry Ramblings Of A Hot Wing is once again considered a Hot Thread. That means people are going to come here and check out why two people are commenting so frequently. Then they are going to read all the horrible things Davide has said, and they are going to get the idea I am somehow responsible. I want to go on record and say I approve of each of these comments and endorse Chris for best commenter.

Sheesh, hot wing is not a euphemism.

You do know that all porn on Android is made by right-handed people. Just another way to stick it to the gay man.

I want to go on record and say most of my thread is other people's fault. If you recall, I started this topic complaining about no left handed phones. Davide turned it into the smutfest it has once again become. He said sucks dick, while I clearly said sucked Phallic things. Innocent, oh yes I am.

Good boy!

Mr. Davide, I know we don't know each other that well. So please take this in the way it is intended. I never said Android sucks dicks. That would imply Android does something useful. I said they suck phallic things. . Like stalagmites or cucumbers.

Now I'm really pissed. There is a way on Android phones to switch to left-handed access. And I was reading, since left-handed people are a small minority, everyone looks at us as minor inconveniences, and we should learn to use the other hand on our devices. That's coded language. So gay men have a higher percentage of being left-handed, which is the way big tech is keeping the gay man down. It's a conspiracy that we should all rise against the man!

Using the stranger method. nice.

Firstly, you can't debate I-Phone vs Android. But more importantly, I have broken too many fucking screens because I'm trying to stretch my thumb all the way over to the other side of the screen. I think this is just another way society keeps the gay man down. Most of the time we're on our phones, the other hand is busy.

You made the argument I-Phone developers should include a toggle for left handed users?

Don't be confused by facts.

Dear Apple Phone Designers: Make a fucking phone that has a toggle between right and left handed use. It can't be difficult. Stop improving the camera by fractions and put something out in the world that is actually useful. Dear Android Phone Designers: Who cares, your product sucks donkey phallic things.

Challenge accepted. Though five k words might be difficult.

Fine, a story about Jeff and I as brothers. Incest it is. Poor Krista will choke herself clutching her pearls.

And I for one won’t be a party to such filth.

I’d give her my address. I think she would hate me in real life more than she does online. The only difference, she’d get a free lunch.

You are so petty! You have never lost against me, yet you still take delight in proving me wrong, time and time again. I would have thought you would have gotten bored kicking my poor, helpless self. 😢

You should read Learned To Lie, her magnum opus, you'd see in the comments how unafraid I am of her. I'm the founding member of The Sacred Knights of Trolling Krista AKA The Fabulous One. Though I am retired. PS: I Was also the only member, everyone else was/is too scared of her. Especially that Jeff guy

Though I'm sure you are doing the happy dance having an AI tell you that Javin was a good idea.

Only when its not in my thread or hers. She doesn't scare me!

😢 So embarrassing I didn't catch that... So would I, its funnier that way.

For one, I know where you get the sass but that's neither here nor over wherever your shoelaceless shoes are stored. I loved this post, partly because it shows that being involved makes a good home life, which produces good children. And partly because it gives us a glimpse at the drive you possess, and it makes a clearer picture of who you are as a person. You always seemed to be an honest, opinionated, but kind person, and with little glimpses like this, we are assured our opinion of you is accurate. And it might explain why you are so "mean" online, (your words never mine), having teenagers at home, you have to get out all that pent-up angst somewhere. . I couldn't kiss your feet for the entire comment; it didn't feel right/write.

Probably by me, Queen Cassie!

*rolls eyes* you're a teddy bear princess (yes, you've been demoted for this comment only) Sometimes I want to squeeze you and kiss you, and snuggle while watching Survivor! (in teddy bear princess form not in human form) See, I don't hate you at all, in teddy bear princess form. .

Nope, not you at all. . Sometimes my craziness is just that, my craziness. .