I have a 19 year old male employee. He came to me yesterday at the end of his shift and asked to talk to me.
He had been chatting up this girl online and the other day, she told him he had a gay face, and a gay waist and hips.
He is very straight and that really messed him up. He was asking me if he looked gay to me. Considering he's a perverted 19 year old, I've heard how he talks about his conquests, the boy isn't gay.
So after I explained to him a few things, he felt better. That no one has a gay face or hips, just gay peens... .
Anyway, he left feeling better and he actually sent her back a message that I suggested as a joke. He said, I'm not gay but my boyfriend is really gay. Kids.