Jason Rimbaud

So I know people have written vampires having sex. But let's look at the evidence. I apologize as I am about to geek out stupidly. Vampires are dead. They need human blood to survive. In almost all literature, vampires have no reflection, they have no heartbeat, no breath, and no bowel movements. If they don't have a heartbeat, they can't pump blood to their down there parts, hence no sex. And even if they could get a boner, they wouldn't be able to ejaculate as they are dead. I can see feeding off one another might entail some sense of intimacy, but vampires can't have sex. And a different note, since we have been talking about AI in another thread. The sentence, "they can't pump blood to their down there parts". Grammarly wanted to change that sentence to reproductive parts. And the joke is gone, fuck AI!

School would be so much more fun if they did! I'd volunteer to go back to school then!

Well then, it would be an honor to have such a distinguished gentleman on my side, especially one who resides in Spain and may or may not be Canadian! 🥰

Fine, next chapter I post will be two in one. I don't mind bending over for peer pressure, but i won't add more sex when it's not warranted no matter how many sloppy joes Chris cooks for me!

I have known Chris for nearly twenty years, since we first met at the CIA back in the 60's. He's an upstanding, forthright, cherub of a human and wouldn't know smut when he woke up next to it that one time I crashed at his dorm room.

Why are you scared? I won't steal your life force or anything. I already said I wasn't a vampire!

So I've compiled all G I Ants story, re-wrote it, but since it's nearly 8 pages, I don't know where I should post it. Maybe I'll put it in my forgotten blog. I can't post it in the stories section, as it's not complete, but maybe under work in progress. Any ideas?

Probably because no other thread is filled with such nonsense.

Speaking of Brandon, I think I'm behind my comments, but I'm so lost with the notifications from this thread I might need to hide.

The good news, Davide has on record, accepted the blame. I think you're safe! Do it.

Can you imagine me on discord, unfiltered, no restraints. I'd be divorced in a day.

Worst humble brag ever. (think ComicBook Guy from the Simpsons) .

I know where Ben is at...planet Earth! What do I win?

I wish I could do more than just hearted this comment! Now you've won the best comment of the month!

No thanks, vampires can't have sex. I would walk into the sun day one!

I'm trying a new thing, being respectful, so I shan't say the joke that came to my bald head when I read this. I don't know any other way to live.

I got you, I'll make you lunch anytime.

So, not that I'm complaining. But do you know Davide had everyone tell their age, and the only real surprise was @CassieQ. I shall leave it up to everyone to figure out if that is a dig against the Queen or a compliment. I want to go on record and give all the credit(blame) on Davide for this entire thread, starting one year ago.

It is a mess...I'm rather proud of it.

People in your condition, needs to embrace the one truth of life. Lots of whiskey, lots of bedroom activities, lots of strawberry Kiwi vapes, and extremely hot chicken wings. Keeps the outside looking young, wrecks the insides where it doesn't show. .

We have a new commenter! Welcome! And you're coming in with a theory of our mysterious man. If anyone is keeping track... 1. Gabriel's twin brother 2. Frederick 3 An old army buddy 4. A connection from his youth Poor ole Tom, can't get no love. Because you are a new commenter, I shall tell you a spoiler. Lonnie finds out the truth of our mysterious man before Gabriel does. I think...

I wonder if he would be as confused if Sean wasn't in the picture clouding his judgement.

It's @chris191070 fault, he keeps requesting more sex! Blame him, I'm innocent.

I've been posting one a day all week, I can't go faster than that!

As I said, every author is going to have to figure out how to use this new technology for themselves. But I don't have to figure it out. I won't use it. There is no need. I write for my husband. I don't have to be good! I don't automatically believe all technology is useful. Some can be quite useful, some might curtail creativity because one could become reliant on it. It's all comparative. Though I am in the camp that if six companies in the world control AI, then whatever they are planning on doing with it, can't be good for the rest of us .