Jason Rimbaud

Baby

Lets see what I can do

Or a m...wait, I'm in the fabulous Krista's comments. Yes please and shall I call you sir?

You know, it's telling about you as a person, a shoelaceless person, that's suspect, about which comments you ignore, and which comments you set out to hurt me. Hello all, my name is Joel. The star of Learned to Lie. And we like to have fun here in the comments, but there are times when certain authors, as fabulous as they are, purposefully sets out to hurt, a low IQ person that tries his best to promote my story. Shut up Joel, You are not the star. As an observer only, you have spent the majority of the story fixated on me. Toby, I'm busy. I am trying to write/right a wrong. Fuck Jason, I'm the one that still's trapped in this shithole you left me in. I told you I couldn't take you, the author didn't know how to write dialogue for one as young as you. You go around pretending to be attracted to Davin, but we both know what fuels your shower alone time, and its a blond. Will you go away until I finish this PSA. As I was saying, can you please take it easy on the boy, he's a fragile mess with delusions of self importance who really only wants to be held. Thank you, and tune in tomorrow for a brand chapter by the fabulous Krista.

Boy, are you going to be disappointed. I don't have descriptions of sex in my stories. As a respected author in the finest literary circles in the world, I would never sink so low as to have a spicy story. I will even go further and say that I will not bring our fantasies to life, you do not want a story that only describes men in hot undies.

What is these definitions you speak? In baseball, people can play different positions, they just usually focus on one position and they master it. But like, for instance, Percy is a pitcher on the field. But in a pickup game, he might be first base. See, one person can be multiple different things. He's a pitching bottom who likes to top.

No need for a hotel, you can stay in me, opps, in MY house. Sorry, typho

Well, hello. Did you say you might have to visit California to try out my restaurant? Not for me I was asking for a friend. 😜

Percy is a baseball player, he’s a pitcher, a very good one, so we’ll see if that influences his sexual proclivities. Or he might have a limp bat who know.

EIther way, I'm in need of support.

Whatcha doing Saturday, I'm playing handball. That's what they call a two-fer.

I await with bated breath for your reply, dear horacio.

Like a jockstrap?

What a way to go though

All men can dust, they choose not too. Those are the bad ones.

You and @Lee Wilson are so mislead. Almost as bad as you can't see Javin is the glue that holds your story together. Though that bitch, Loretta, is largely responsible for some of the craziness. But I digress.

But not by me. All my comments are on topic. 😇

As long as we stay old world, I'm down. I do not enjoy many california wines. Joseph Phelps, Insignia is the best I found. Opus One at one time was great but the last ten years or so I'm not impressed. Did you know, that Trace is a secret wine drinker. At night, after everyone goes to bed, he enjoys a single glass of wine. Oh, Trace and his wife also sleep in separate bedrooms. Jason (the on topic stayer person)

Firstly, I was wrong. I think kbois highest is like 272, still crazy high, the entire story comment count I already forgot but its really high. Secondly, you would know if I had a camera in your room. It wouldn't be hidden, and it would have the fucntion that I could ask you to do things. Nothing crazy, just dust that table, straighten that picture. Normal sexy things like that. Like when Trace's wife asks Joel to do the laundry. (the second greatest thing to do on a day off)

Not Even Close. Kbois has like six hundred or something crazy high like that.

All the best chefs do, why don't you come over and I'll cook up something mindblowing for you. Pair it with a new French wine, and when you're fully sated, I'll order an Uber for you to go back to your hotel. Just like Celica (Trace's Wife) does for the twins and other people. See, I stay on topic all the time.

The fucked up thing about your comment, I just posted a comment that does that very thing. I need to punish those responsible for my behavior.

To prove @Lee Wilson wrong, I am going to talk about the story. Or I'm going to troll the Fabulous Krista. Haven't decided yet. My new theory, Krista is purposefully posting chapters slowly because she is a comment lover and is trying to drive up the comments. The faster we raise the comments the faster she'll post. She told me, I just got off the phone with her. And you can trust me, I'm a doctor. J

Maybe I was trying to get better. And nearly all my comments are about the story. Mostly.

Yes, please keep this train on track please. It's getting out of control.