Jason Rimbaud

You should have seen the parts I deleted. Drinking water wasn't the only thing they drank in that barn.

How dare you assume, that I, a married man would ever stoop so low as to frequent an app like Grindr/Wolfr. Sniffies is where it's at.

As Krista said, I'm a bi-penis apparently. But I need you take a journey with me. Back to a time, a better time, a place where Krista is KING, and the birds are in bloom. The crickets are tweeting, and the flowers are chirping. I don't know what happens on a farm, I live in San Francisco. Colt is in the loft, dried scratchy things are stored up there, things that cows eat. Colt's there, shirtless, the burning december sun heats up the metal roof of the barn to nearly 110 degrees, its a different number in Celsius, google it. Long Live Jolt!

Settled down, I am handling it.

Wow, So I take it back, I will gladly help you. You offered me custody of your peen. I'll beat that guy into submission, no matter how long it takes. I have all sorts of ideas, the zoo, the park, roller coasters, I'll have that perfect sized guy so tired he won't bother you for a week. Pretty proud of that sentence, I must say.

Dude, I am revoking your man card. You want nothing to do with it? I have never met a dick I hadn't want to shake hands with. I am seriously thinking of not helping you with your story over this statement. I'm crushed, saddened, and in need of a hug. But you can't help me because you don't want anything to do with that.

So I'm asking for a friend. Are you saying I'm a penis? Or giving me a backDOOR smack by calling me a dick without calling me a dick? I said backdoor, that's an anal joke right there. I really don't care, but you are saying I'm a penis that's fickle, sleep walks, and leave behind unwanted deposits while at the same time being clingy. You really are sending mix messages with this one.

Give change when I run my .99 cent dirty mouth thingy special I run during Holidays for wayward GI's who have no place to go for Christmas. I like to give back. Did you know they are phasing out pennies next year. Cost to much to make. Bye Bye Bye Penis. I really wanted to run through a bunch of nicknames right now but I haven't the time. But could you let me win something? That other person got a gold star for knowing something because he's your editor. I hire writers/righters to try and bring you the best Jolt jokes. I deserve a tiny, baby, princess, carebear sticker. Something for my efforts in trolling you. Do you know how hard it is to troll an amazing story such as this? I wake nights in a cold sweat. I've lost my hair, a tooth fell out, and I stubbed my toe in the pursuit of a tiny little blurb on the back of your bookcover.

@Okiegrad, you heard her. Give Jolt a chance.

He gets a gold star???? Really, he throws out a bit of knowledge and gets a gold star? I'm the one that is championing for you to have a new name, I should be getting stars or at least the finger. I am feeling a bit under appreciated in these comments. @wildone first brought up Fabulous Krista, and like you always do, you ignore it. But when I offer real deep honest feelings, sober I might add, I get a threat of being un-ended. Well, a few hundred more of those types of comments and I'll stop trolling you.

You mispelled Bi-Polar.

I am happy you are getting the engagement you are. The story deserves it and much more. Personally, I believe Jolt is the main factor on why so many people are invested. And since you are thanking us, I'm going to through/throw/threw it right back at you and say thank you for sharing this wonderful story with us. You fabulous Krista you.

I should be posting the next chapter tonight, I'm almost finished with the edits, but I keep getting notifications distracting me.

It's been my experience, that it doesn't take much for a straight guy to suddenly be curious. In my 18 to 30 range, when I was still attractive, I deflowered many a straight boy. It's rather fortunate our paths did not cross in those times. I needed humility badly, and I was always drunk. .

I'm not so sure Five is obviously anything. I shan't say more, as I can't remember which chapter this is and where we are in the narrative. And I once had a "straight" friend that loved being a bottom, for five years, and then he got married. I heard he often visits truck stops on his long haul runs. Who knows what kind of craziness one gets up to at those type of places.

Gavin is taller than Joel, Joel is taller than Davin, I think Gavin is taller than Davin by an couple of inches and I believe both Colt That leaves all these players out, I don't like tall men, unless I do. Nor do I like beards, unless that would preclude sexy times, then beards are fine. If Joel is that tall, then he must be lanky and awkward. Colt taller than that, no more Jolt. I am officially putting a pin in that particular fantasy. It is interesting, because I missed that bit of description. I always pictured Joel more my height, 5'11" (nearly, I used to be but I shrunk a bit, maybe I'm 5 foot and three quarters now) I guess it's true that readers build up what the characters look like in their heads despite what the author describes. Thanks for destroying my late night Joel musings. .

I knew it would catch on!!! Whoot! And now for something extremely serious. You are going to be in trouble when she sees her new name. She's been ignoring it in two different stories now. I am hoping that all her amazing GA.holic fans begin using it. The fabulous Krista, should be the new profile name. Don't you have the power to do that? And now directly to Krista, I had absolutely nothing to do with the distinguished gentleman's comment. I am for once, completely innocent.

Full disclosure, I said I hadn't had dozens of skinny, nerdy, lanky packed people. That's all true. I normally go for smiles, butts, and if you can make me laugh while during sexy time. Body types of all shapes are welcomed, at least they were when I was a slut. I'm reformed, I'm married. Now the only guys I go after are my age or older. I've finally caught up to the age I've always preferred my guys to be. Fifty and above. Experience trumps youth any day.

That's a good point.

Not to completely hijack Krista's thread, so to bring it back, like Joel, who is a baseball player, I couldn't see myself with a jock. Ever. The closest I came to enjoying a jock like Joel would be a swimmer. I was always drawn to the nerdy guys, the theater kids, Emo's back in the day. Same principle, skinny, lanky, tall guys pack it down there for sure. I can't say I've had dozens though. Cause it would be a lie. I wonder how tall Joel is, or Davin? Will the fabulous Krista tell us how tall they are, I wonder?

I love that you think Five is a bottom!

And that thing wrecked, is Five's.......................................self esteem.

Dozens you say? I love how you casually dropped that number, plural, you little slut you. I could say a different plural number, I could also do it casually, and you would also think I was a big slut. And you'd be right.

Truer words have never been spoken. This game seems to be doomed from the outset. And judging by the next few chapters, dodgy doesn't justify what is about to transpire. When other characters are brought into the story, poor Percy is thrust into a malestorm of craziness. And Percy is so damn competitive, Five can't be allowed to win.

Um, sure, definitely, probably, nope.