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Jason Rimbaud

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  1. *big thumbs up* J (not derailing the conversation anymore)
  2. Once again I need to apologize, for once again being responsible for the left turn these comments have taken. Instead of talking about this wonderful story, I'm soliciting myself into making porn, something I haven't done in twenty years, and no longer have the body to do. So yes, I'll do it, but it will be in the background, now I have to make a website, I don't even know how to do that. I'm off to perm my ear hair, be back later.
  3. Hey @Lee Wilson, see what you made me do. Now I have orders to fill, and by Monday? I'll have to pose for the photos myself. Though I don't work on a Ranch, banged a cowboy once, and I don't have any siblings so the incest is out, unless you count my cousin forty years ago, nor am I latin but I've dipped my toe in that ethnic pool once or twice in the past and I'm bald though I could wear a hat so you wouldn't know and I do happen to own leather chaps (don't ask). And as much as I can tell, I am still alive, but I have makeup I could make myself a little more pale. And I'm 40ish give or take ten years, and as for hairy, my ears are growing hair like a forest, maybe I'll comb them down instead of keeping them permed, All right, after all I am in the hospitality buisiness so I'll see what I can do though I have no idea who's gonna run my restaurant while I'm fulfilling these orders. J
  4. It's okay, I'll write some end of the world porn that would be appropriate for your hero's. It will be very tasteful I'm sure with barely a mention of the apocalypse. Do you have George's email I can send it too? J
  5. Still hooked on the premise, I'm with ML, everyone is dead, time to handle business, they need supplies, weapons, a fortified place to stay away from dead bodies, clothing, transportation, and porn. Haven't they seen The Walking Dead? J
  6. *puts on my bullshit shoes* When I said he had to raise it to 3.7, I was rounding up. I meant 3.625. I think I'll allow it. J (the not smart one)
  7. I think Tyler's problem is he's already getting "A" in everything, If he's carrying an A in the rest of his classes, the only way to continue is to get a "A" in Math, as Math is not his strong suit nor does he carry an A over from his Junior year. Or at least that's what I think but who knows, I don't understand how all that shit works. as someone I know said one time, books can have fiction... J
  8. So let me once again offer a comment that doesn't pertain to @Lee Wilson wonderful tale of death. First a blatant lie gets delivered, @Lee Wilson (wind does not blow east to west) Then it gets repeated ad nauseam by the echo chamber, @Jason Rimbaud (did a quick goggle search on how fast clouds move, did not know wind moves west to east) Then it inadvertently gets picked up by trusted sources @ReaderPaul (one who is trusted and way smarter than I, though we both looked up cloud movements he just did a better job) Then it gets debated as if it were a fact, @Jason Rimbaud (who dove head first without doing any checking on wind movements and then argued like he knew what he was doing) Then it gets regarded as a truth, @no-one That never should've been discussed by rational people, @Jason Rimbaud (should never be considered as rational) Then it gets the status of a possibility, @ReaderPaul (I think I almost convinced him I was right, though he knows deep down that I am always wrong) And recorded as a part of the generally accepted perspective as a genuine @Lee Wilson gave a little to readerpaul and a little to me, but all that craziness has now become part of the record. TRUTH, And then we all just move on as if a lie was a verified fact! (new fact, some people believe a certain book contains unbelievable things so Lee's tale, the wind can and does move east to west). How'd I do?
  9. I know what book your refering too...hahahaahah
  10. Another character I never thought would be seen in that light. And to think, it was a throw-away line meant to imply how everyone was relieved that it wasn't Devin. I love your insight into the characters. J
  11. I used to dress up and go to Rocky Horror Picture show all the time. I know all the songs and remember the dance, though I doubt I could do it now. I always looked good in stockings...
  12. I did no such thing, Brandon clearly states his age is 18. Thank you. .
  13. Compassion is such a subjective word. We'll see how all this plays out. He doesn't have much to do in Part One, he's more of a Part Two kind of dilemma.
  14. That would go against the rules of GA, can't have a younger with an older. But if that wasn't the case I'm sure it would have been on the table. J
  15. Oh my god Yes!!!!!1. That would be awesome. Guaranteed A right there. Where were you when I was writing this story?
  16. Poor Dylan, I feel sorry for him. Matter of fact, I feel so sorry for him he got his very own spin off. hahahaahahaha J
  17. I know of a way... J
  18. I promise you in three chapters most of these questions will be answered. Though Devin might always be an asshat. Methinks.
  19. Ooo, Ooo, I know the answer to all three of those things. Pick me, pick me,
  20. So I might have over shot my depiction of Professor Shithead. The goal was to make him hard, stern, and kind of full of himself. High school for me was a long time ago and I never went to college, so my knowledge of how a failed college professor would behave in a high school is limited. And since I was not expecting the hatred he is already receiving, it might be the case you haven't seen anything yet. And I apologize in advance for anything I have written in the past. J
  21. After Niya left, he lay in the back of his Jeep racked with guilt. Guilt over not being able to perform for her. He had practically begged her to meet him with a lot of promises about rocking her world. Guilt that he had been using her to prove to himself he wasn’t really attracted to Brandon. And maybe most of all, guilt like he had somehow cheated on Brandon. But that was stupid, and he knew that. Yet as he lay there in the dark, wrapped in a blanket, his mind drifted to that blue haired
  22. No thank you, I don't know you at all but I'm pretty sure you are a wonderful person and I wouldn't want you to have to stoop so low as to discipline the likes of @Lee Wilson I think I'm the deviant that would be perfect for said disciplining. J
  23. I've always been a bit pissed that tombstones can't talk back. Closure then might mean something...its better to tell that person how much of an ass they are when they are still alive. Stupid people need to be told their stupid or they will never know. J
  24. I haven't moved myself in fifteen years. I learned long ago to hire movers. I don't even pack, they do it all. Well, I pack up my tv, my DVD's, and my xbox, no one touches those.
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