MikeL

yellowhammer

The minimum age for AARP membership is 50. That hardly seems old enough from my current viewpoint .

Her age or yours, Andy?

He is a good flutist; that is obvious from the first few bars. The rhythm he added is a neat trick and certainly takes some talent. Unfortunately, it detracts from the smooth, melodious sound of the flute. I would rather him hire a drummer to accompany him.

ylem

gelatinous (Really, Cia? Gerbils?)

See article.

The Grand Jury Report may be instructive. I read only a few pages of the report. It is disturbing and you may not want to read any of it. Paterno is mentioned a number of times beginning on page 7.

Killjoy

Wake up and feed me! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSgO6yuJF7U

Happy Halloween! Here's an e-card I got from my honey: http://ak.imgag.com/imgag/product/preview/flash/bws8Shell.swf?ihost=http://ak.imgag.com/imgag&brandldrPath=/product/full/el/&cardNum=/product/full/ap/3125133/graphic1

What is the one thing you should never get into an automobile with?

standoffish

If we aren't supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?

Those are wise words from someone so young, Billy. I admire your attitude and your outlook on life. I will be praying for you.

Subject: Year 2013... One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and again just walked away. The third day the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir.

The Man Song from the Milt Show:

usurpation

iatrogenic

Try saving some of your photos at a free site like http://www.deviantart.com/. Then you will have a URL.

epicurean

zealous

ichthyology

ethylenediaminetetraacetate

Folks like you who have a sense of humor.