MikeL

Ryegrass (Ooops - forget that) Rykes

veracity

censorious

generosity

REPLACEMENT WINDOWS Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them...Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

“Inscriptions;” “Life’s Best Invention” The CEO of Apple computer, Steve Jobs, died this past week of cancer at 56 years of age. After he learned of his cancer he spoke at the 2005 Stanford Commencement ceremony. He told his young audience; “Death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it, and that is as it should be, because death is very likely the single best invention of life. Its life’s change agent, it clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you- but someday, not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away.” Jobs was echoing the words of Solomon who said, “Remember also your Creator in the days of your youth, before the evil days come” (Ec. 12:1). The “evil days” Solomon explained were the days of old age and death when “the dust will return to the earth as it was and the spirit unto God who gave it” (Ec. 12: 7). Death is truly life’s best invention. For a time, when we are young, we think we will live forever. A few moments later we are wearing hearing aids and walking with a cane. So enjoy every moment, chase your dreams, and serve God. Life’s best invention is not far away. -Dennis Doughty

Didn't intend to scare you, Andy. I'll check back when you have had sufficient experience.

Craigslist has some unusual listings; this has to be the funniest one I ever saw: http://nashville.craigslist.org/gms/2638374420.html

I would consider the "terrible twos" a trial run for puberty.

Happy Birthday, Dom! Where are you?

Tobacco addict...

Erotic

Happy Birthday, Pavel!

Happy Birthday, Chase!

The next time you are bored and have nothing better to do, get out your cellphone, don't turn it on, but speak into it like the guy in this video.

Happy Birthday, Cammy!

As Isaac Newton discovered centuries ago, an object in motion tends to stay in motion ... until something stops it.

anonymous

“Of course, the U.S. government is not going to print money and distribute it willy-nilly . . . ” ~ Ben Bernanke Nov. 21, 2002

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctJJrBw7e-c&feature=player_embedded

channelization

You will be the best father ever...with one possible exception.

Old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.

Lemon ice box pie ice cream

Patty cake cats: