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MikeL

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  1. Hi, li'l Mike!
  2. Happy Birthday, Benji!
  3. My favorite version of a classic Christmas song...
  4. A gay guy would never have done that. Just kidding...can't ignore stereotypes forever.
  5. A stock man is piling fresh avocados when a woman asks him where the broccoli is; he apologizes explaining that they’re all out and more will be in tomorrow and goes back to work. Several moments later the same woman says “ I can’t find the broccoli”; he calmly explains again that they’re all out and more will be in tomorrow and goes back to work. Five minutes later the same woman says “ Why can’t I find the broccoli”; the man turns to the woman and says “can you spell cat, like in catalog?” The woman replies “c-a-t”. The upset man asks ““can you spell dog, like in dogmatic?” The woman replies “d-o-g”. The man heatedly asks ““can you spell f__k, like in broccoli?” The woman screams back at him “there is no f__k in broccoli”. He screams back at her “that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!”
  6. One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightgown. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.
  7. Has anyone seen Tom Daley recently?
  8. I knew that Chopin was Polish. Is the guy pictured at https://www.gayauthors.org/forums/topic/36493-who-are-these-people/?p=442048 also Polish?
  9. Here's a departure from the Christmas cartoons. The United States Air Force Band conducted a flash mob concert at the National Air and Space Museum on December 3, 2013: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9pTJdx_uc0U Starting with a single cellist on the floor of the National Air and Space Museum's Milestones of Flight gallery and swelling to 120 musicians, The United States Air Force Band exhilarated museum visitors with its first-ever flash mob. The four-minute performance featured an original arrangement of "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring/Joy to the World," led by the Band's commander and conductor, Col. Larry H. Lang. Unsuspecting museum visitors including tourists and school groups were astonished as instrumentalists streamed into the gallery from behind airplanes and space capsules, and vocalists burst into song from the Museum's second floor balcony.
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