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MikeL

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  1. The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing... Biggest turn on for guys! Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this 'chic' procedure. The going rate now exceeds $10,000. Many men feel it is worth it.
  2. Those Canadians really have some good ideas, Eh?
  3. I really think any artwork you own should be hung on the wall where YOU can see it.
  4. The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down and told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great. I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more.' I asked, 'What do you mean there's more.' She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.... (You're going to love this!) 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive.'
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    Duck Dynasty

    You may not like what Phil Robertson said about gays. I don't either. I also do not watch Duck Dynasty. I'm not a fan of redneck humor even though I grew up in the south. I do like some of Jeff Foxworthy's jokes poking fun at rednecks: You may be a redneck if you ever cut your grass and found a car. If Phil Robertson is nothing else, he's sincere. Unfortunately, he is also politically incorrect as seen in his interview with GQ. I don't know if the Duck Dynasty show will survive. It could move to another network or A&E could relent. Reportedly A&E had a problem the first season with the show ending with a prayer before dinner using the name of Jesus. The Robertsons won that argument. From The Tennessean, Apr. 27, 2013 The network's hair trigger response to Phil's unfortunate comments on gays may be an effort to blunt the family's request for higher pay for the wildly popular show.
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  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWqG8ysc3BE
  8. From a Teacher -- short and to the point In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement... "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse." Is everybody clear on that?
  9. You Shall Not Pass, Dog The cats are the real stars of this video even though they mostly just sit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=S7znI_Kpzbs
  10. Just heard from C J. He's away from home just now and has poor internet service. We should be hearing from him again soon.
  11. But he is Righteous Among the Nations?
  12. I absolutely agree that presenting both sides to young students is the right thing to do. That's not always easy, but you are commended for taking that approach.
  13. Happy Birthday, John!
  14. Cute, Paya! The kitty is cute.
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