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    Yeah, it's definitely a misnomer. They're partially cordless, not entirely cordless.
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    Hey, Dugh and Mum.
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    1. Email offers usually get ignored, whereas the physical content is meant to grab your attention more directly. 2. It isn't really a catalog in the traditional sense; it's not intended to "close the sale". It's meant to stoke curiosity, like, "Ooh, that looks neat. I think I'll scan the QR code and check it out online!" 3. A cordless jump rope has two handles with a weighted ball on the end of each string. (About six inches long.) It’s supposed to be more practical than a standard jump rope, as it doesn't require as much room to swing, and there's no tripping hazard.
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    Given what I know about everyone here, yeah, that's probably true.
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    We'll be having a Max request for dinner: steamed pork buns. We're rounding the meal with smashed cucumber salad, garlic sautéed broccolini, and Hot and Sour soup. And for dessert: mandarin orange panna cotta. 😋
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    Clo...STOP PERVING OUT!
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    Devilish, mischievous, provocative, and Drama Queen come to mind when I think of you, buddy.
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    Yes, you are.
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    The Fortingall Yew, a 5,000-year-old tree in Perthshire, UK, has always been recorded as male. However, experts at the Royal Botanic Garden in Edinburgh have spotted berries on several branches---something which only female trees can do. This tree, the oldest known arbor in the British Isles, is naturally undergoing a sex-change.
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    When has that ever stopped you?
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    When you say your only recent boyfriend has a battery, what else could it possibly mean?
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    We had cream of chestnut soup for dinner.
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    Clo...STOP PERVING OUT!
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    Hey, Dugh and Mum.
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    Awww. Edvin and Omar are such a perfect friend couple. 🥹
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    It's been rather quiet on the chat today. @Drew Espinosa What mischief are you getting up to now?
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    Of course not. You're the perfect height for hugging.
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    @Albert1434 Happy Birthday, Bertie!
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    A request from Colton: Baked Carbonara Pasta.
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    I'm so sorry for everyone in France right now. Those jewels are priceless cultural artifacts. Whomever is responsible, I hope they're swiftly captured and made to face the consequences of their actions.
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    I didn't know twelve-year-olds could drive a lift truck.
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    Good night, B. Sweet dreams of tea!
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    Have you met us?
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