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He's a nasty old wizard who uses Eye of Newt and Toe of Frog for his wicked sorcery. You shouldn't really be surprised.

Yup, Spikey got it! Sorry, Nick, but Max decided to dress up as Morpheus from The Matrix trilogy. (With a Bald Cap to conceal his hair, and some of Aunt Deirdre's concealer to hide the freckles on his face)

Regarding bear encounters in the wild, here's a helpful mnemonic: "If it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, say good night." A good week to you and Tim, as well!

Yeah, it's a good series.

Sorry to hear you're feeling poorly. I hope you feel well soon. We're doing great here. We had Salisbury steak and mashed potatoes for dinner, and now we're watching Percy Jackson and the Olympians on Disney+.

Hey, Nicky! How are you?

Hey, Dugh and Mum! I hope all is well.

Hey, Boom Boom.

Sounds like a good day for soup.

A lovely cover by Cormac Thompson. @JeffsFort Also, here's a picture of Cormac sitting with Jacob Tremblay at summer camp in Washington.

Well! It seems the poltergeist has decided to be helpful, for once! 😁 After dinner tonight, I found some clothes tumbling in the washer, which I usually do on Tuesdays. I also found the dishes from tonight's dinner had been returned to the cupboard after drying.

Just a reminder, Nick: it goes in the arm, not the bum.

@clochette I found a cake for Drew.

@Albert1434 Happy Birthday, buddy!

She was dishonest, I called her out for it, and now she retaliates by having a third party do the dirty work for her. It's a page taken directly from the Drewth playbook.

Eggs, bacon, and fresh bread served with butter and honey. Maybe some PO-tay-toes on the side.

The menu for Uncle Mickey and Uncle Remy's wedding. Starters: Roasted tomato soup with basil and aromatic oils Bread basket (Lembas bread, seed cake, walnut bread from The Prancing Pony) with herbed butter Main Course: Roast turkey with thyme jus Beef sirloin with red wine sauce Seafood pie with sauteed new potato topping Orzo pasta with plum tomato sauce and roasted vegetables Sides: Baby leaf salad with croutons Baked fingerling potatoes Roasted root vegetables with sea salt and fresh rosemary Desserts: Wedding cake Cookies Mincemeat pies (perfect for two young Hobbits---otherwise known as my nephews---to sneak a few before the buffet is officially opened) Poached pears with Armagnac and mixed nuts

Creative editing? You're becoming more like Drew every day.

Hey, Bertie! Happy almost-Birthday!

I will never stop calling it Twitter, just to annoy the Musky One.

Actually, I know exactly what Spike wanted me to say: Clo, stop perving out. (And I think you proved poor Spikey's point with that obviously fabricated missive.)

One paragraph is not 'forty posts'. But, now that you mention it....

A typical night of Spike and Drew's antics.

This ^^