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Page Scrawler

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  1. I never said they were paying customers, I said they're return customers. (It's only a figure of speech, anyways. Don't take it so literally.)
  2. I've never met a ghost before, but I don't think they can eat Snickerdoodles. Or even pick them up with their ectoplasm-y hands.
  3. I care about having return customers.
  4. Evil people don't bake cookies for their co-workers.
  5. I had to do some research while watching the eponymous 3 Body Problem on Netflix.
  6. Hey, Dugh and Mum.
  7. Hey, Gary. Glad to hear it.
  8. Glad to hear that---Congrats! My son got home from ballet training on Saturday. Just a few more weeks, and then it's back to school. Sometimes, I can't believe how quickly kids grow up. He'll be a teenager next year.
  9. No-one ever said whether the light was red or gold.
  10. Do they normally shine flashlights up there during a proctology exam?
  11. Snails. Or mushrooms. Or stinky cheese.
  12. Ahh, a purist. I can respect that. Still, would I try the Cronut if I had the opportunity? Absolutely.
  13. I finished the laundry hours ago, and dinner is already in the oven. Max requested Lion's Head Meatballs for dinner.
  14. Hey, Dugh and Mum.
  15. I have another message for you. It's from Spikey, again: Clo, stop perving out.
  16. All of these animals look pretty chilled out.
  17. Oh, Gawd, the lovebirds are squawking again!
  18. Frodo sets out on another journey across Middle-Earth.
  19. Tuesday the 13th, the restaurant will host a... a staff party, of sorts? Cookies, cakes, some beverages, maybe a few appetizers. I don't know if the pizza oven will be operating or not, but it promises to be a good time, regardless.
  20. I thought that was Rupert Grint! Haven't seen him in a while.
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