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  1. northie
    Now, whose side do I take ...? Or, do I jeer from the sidelines ...? Decisions.
  2. northie
    His Putridness can't help being suspicious We are going to have some innocent fun - if shiny falls off, well that might be different ... *Finishes tuning up and looks for some music.*
  3. northie
    Ok ... what should I try, do you think? Waltz, salsa, hoe down, polka ... I'm feeling amazingly generous, you choose. *Starts tuning up*
  4. northie
    Get off my head, you! I wonder if I can hypnotise Emi with my playing ...
  5. northie
    Out of my way, lemur! I want the best view of shiny ... *Gazes at shiny adoringly*
  6. northie
    How about I play some nice, soothing music while we wait ...?
  7. northie
    This is going to be a very, very long day ...
  8. northie
    Happy birthday, Emi!
  9. northie
    *the fire's long since burnt out and certain racoon is curled up beside it. * Morning, mine!
  10. northie
    While lbo is discussing recipes... Mine
  11. northie
    *while the delusional pi-boy is strutting his stuff * I'll have the shiny, ta
  12. northie
    *Tethers the sadistic lemur to a handy, strong post ... * Mine
  13. northie
    Is there enough room for three inside that rope? Oh goody! Oi, Pengy, I'm not the bard - I'm a Musician Mine
  14. northie
    Your poems are perfect for passing long, hot bus journeys. We could all invent our own guest list of the great and good but very few could present it so wittily and with such good humour. (I have to say neither Wagner nor Tchaikovsky would be on mine ) 'Luxury homes for sale - K. Khan developer'. Picturing this sign after reading this poem was great fun. Thanks for both!
  15. northie
    *Takes a photo of the two dimensional LBO Lemur is so entranced by the visual trophy ...* Mine
  16. northie
    I'll just play my patented, 100% effective lullaby... Mine, thanks
  17. northie
    What a waste of space! *While Drew is admiring his handiwork, lost in admiration ... * Mine
  18. northie
    *lets the penguin impose order - while she's going on and on and on ....* Mine, thank you!
  19. northie
    I'll have you know my playing has well known health benefits Like lulling a larcenous lemur with a lullaby. That's right, drop off to sleep ... Mine
  20. northie
    You've obviously been drinking far too much ale You poet, me musican (I use both terms loosely ) You're far too inebriated to look after shiny. Mine
  21. northie
    I think not! Where's that stick you left behind? Ah, here it is ... Mine
  22. northie
    'that which is mine ...' Oh really... You can't help feeling sorry for some people Don't make me get the Pepsi out ... That's good - mine *Ignores the lemur completely*
  23. northie
    No, dull! Stupid lemur... Hand over the shiny if you know what's best for you ... That's right - mine!
  24. northie
    I don't like having my head sat on *Picks the lemur up by the tail and shakes it until the shiny falls off* Mine
  25. northie
    *Shiny continues the jump ... right into my hand!* Good shiny! Come on...
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