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  1. northie
    It's going to be very difficult to be nice here - but I will try ... If my hand happens to drift in the direction of the shiny, it's only habit!
  2. northie
    You're forgiven, bard, of course you are. Don't lick my feet, please :sick: To cement our new friendship, why don't you catch the fairy? Yes, that's good. I'll help ... by taking the shiny. Sucker! Mine
  3. northie
    I still haven't forgotten your last barb, bard. *Grabs the shiny threatening the poet with his tankard* Mine
  4. northie
    I'll give you 'barking yorkie' ... *grabs the nearest tavern mutt and encourages it to bite the bard* *in the ensuing melee ...* Mine
  5. northie
    *finds a suitable high security medical facility for the delusional fairy* Mine
  6. northie
    *uses fly repellant* Come on, shiny! We've got a boat to catch ...
  7. northie
    ... which is now in plain view. Mine, thank you! A musical cruise with shiny now awaits ...
  8. northie
    Nope - shiny would like some soothing, siesta music ... Mine
  9. northie
    I'm declaring a republic with me as president and shiny of course!
  10. northie
    No, that wasn't the agreement. Bad Pengy! No fish and no shiny
  11. northie
    Have some fish, Pengy. Nice, fresh fish ... Meanwhile, I'll have the shiny - it doesn't like fish.
  12. northie
    Nope! Shiny would like some music ... Mine
  13. northie
    Sometimes, not often though. Like now when it's mine.
  14. northie
    No, Emi. Shiny deserves a nice relaxing morning with me.
  15. northie
    How about some music to calm everything down and I'll have the shiny for my trouble!
  16. northie
    Emi, check your pms. I think I've managed to send you a photo of your poem from my printed copy.
  17. northie
    Penguins aren't used to being hot and bothered. I'd better take the shiny.
  18. northie
    *Reminds the wolf that a lemur might make a nice snack* *While they discuss this ...* Mine
  19. northie
    While you lot are having breakfast, I'll take shiny for a walk.
  20. northie
    *the lemur gets stuck on the accompanying sticky flypaper* Mine
  21. northie
    *Distracts the bard with a copy of Border Ballads * Never lose concentration .... Mine
  22. northie
    *The bard is so busy scratching at his parchment: crossings-out, ink blotches...* Let me just ... Mine
  23. northie
    You and Clo are talking too much. I'll take shiny somewhere quiet - far, far away
  24. northie
    Nope! I need shiny to keep me company while I'm eating lunch.
  25. northie
    Part of the job description, isn't it? Which leaves me as a vaguely sane onlooker (possibly) ...
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