Jack Scribe

The chapter should have been titled, The Return of the Speedos. Kudos to CJ: everyone got their just rewards at the end of the day without complications. One must ponder when and what Joe will eventually remember. It has to be something connecting his father and a Russian past. Hmmmm? Can we order the video? Fun chapter. Jack

How about a grand prize basket including: * A Jeep Wrangler * Life subscriptions to Vanity Fair and GQ * Complete wardrobe compliments of Polo, Lucky and AussieBum * Weekend Broadway theater trip (musicals only) to NYC including a suite at the Westside Y. Seriously, Coco3, congratulations on being the member to hit this impressive milestone. A BIG CONGRATS to Myr and the admin support troops!!! Well done. Jack

Gracious sakes, CJ. You mean we might have to coronate you queen in another area? Jack

Me, too. Either that or we're going to be reading LTMP into Christmas, 2008. Just took my houseguest of this past week to the airport and I'm back in circulation. I keep thinking that Vladimar's stuffed kangaroos will be decor for his funeral. Dimitri and J/S must be planning on his departure...soon. Airplanes, Lump back in the picture, private islands...goodness. There is much activity. We must be ready for a Speedo scene soon. Jack

I did meet Lance and his boyfriend, Reichen Lehmkuhl, at the restaurant I managed in early 2006. Reichen called earlier and introduced himself. He said he was with Lance Bass, visiting Palm Springs and they'd like to come over for dinner at a private table. I didn't have the foggiest idea who Reichen was but he was very polite. The restaurant is a teppan-yaki Japanese restaurant with group seating. The evening was winding down and I told them to come in. They did arrive and the two gentlemen couldn't have been nicer. Lance wasn't yet out to the press but it was very clear they were a couple. And Reichen...WOW! 6'3"...WOW! A killer smile...WOW! I gave them a table by themselves and no one noticed them. Nice guys. I think Kevin's right on about Clay Aiken. It appears he's carrying a lot of heavy emotional baggage. On the other hand, Ricky seems very comfortable in his yummy skin. Jack

A friend just returned from New York. He LOVED (with appropriate hand gestures) November. It was written by David Mamet and stars Nathan Lane. http://www.novembertheplay.com/?ds_url_v=2 The hot ticket (even with mixed reviews) is Young Frankenstein. http://www.youngfrankensteinthemusical.com/. Megan Mullnally (Will and Grace) is apparently terrific. I saw the pre-Broadway production of Little Mermaid. The production numbers are very clever and the Prince is rather cute. http://disney.go.com/theatre/thelittlemermaid/index.html The prices are crazy. My friend got nose-bleed seats for November in the back for $95.00. Orchestra tickets for musicals approach $400.00. YIKES! Jack

When I managed Caesars Palace (the hotel end), I walked by the "David" every day. This Statue is an exact replica of the original...everywhere. It stands just over 18 Feet High. Maybe CJ was at a local steam bath? Seriously, I salute fellow Hosted Author, Nikolas James, and his proactive stance with the powers that be. Way to go, Nick!

Here's a link to the story concerning charges being dropped. Sanity reigns! http://www.wvec.com/news/topstories/storie...h.848466e5.html

Like CJ's forums don't stray away from topic on occasion. There is something devious going on in an author's mind when he devotes the title of a chapter to an almost absent character. Perhaps Joe, in the hospital, is going to reveal something about his dad? Here's an idea: how about writing "GA Joe" into the story as a Rambo-style mercenery who comes in to save the day? CJ could create a GA Joe action figure to sell for a fund raiser.

Most of us don't have a physique that match their models. Here's the corporate site: http://www.abercrombie.com/anf/index.html. A & F is much more middle-of-the-road 'mellow' in their 'cutting edge' catalog and poster photography these days. Ten years ago, the catalogs bordered on hardcore. I've always found it a little amusing to watch a main-stream retailer be so blatant using homoerotic themes in their marketing/advertising programs. All these photographs of their male models appearing in various states of undress, being very friendly with each other in the poses, is geared to sub-consciously 'ring the chimes' of young heterosexual guys. It works. I had a definite crush on the Carlson Twins when they modeled for the company. Like Razor, I am more interested in value pricing. Between TJMaxx, Marshall and Ross, I'm a happy camper. But, as Kevin said, it is fun to stroll through A & F and check out the scenery. James is correct. Let A & F run the town ragged in the courts. Jack

This is completely absurd and reckless. A police state in action. Check out today's story from the Virginia Beach newspaper: http://hamptonroads.com/node/452689. Tell me if you think the picture - a picture that was a store promotion poster and is currently on the corporate website - is obscene. YIKES! Jack

On the other hand, he can thank his "lucky stars" that he wasn't born on Groundhog Day. Seriously, I hope the Valentine's Day/birthday peeps have made reservations for that evening. Do it soon to have a good table! Kevin, get some flowers. 60 years (or close) together is impressive. Me? I'm going to get a life. Jack

Find a political group who share your beliefs and get involved. I did that last fall in local elections/campaigns and found it "funish" and the interaction provided plenty of conversation. I also met some very interesting peeps.

Surfing are usually done wearing board shorts or wet suits. Right? What's with the Speedo fetish, CJ? Here's a link to the reference, "budgy smugglers: http://www.budgysmuggler.com.au/

This public service announcement presentation is excellent. 'Ms." LaRue, a prominent gay porn producer, tackles the issue of unsafe "barebacking". http://www.towleroad.com/pages/safe-sex-is-hot-sex.html. More of these frank, thought-provoking statements need to be seen and heard. HIV has dramatically risen over the past few years in the gay community.

This four-minute video with Sarah and Matt singing "I'm F*king Matt Damon" cracked me up. It was originally on the Jimmy Kimmel show earlier this week. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KUowJzpgxs. Enjoy!

Happy 20th, Adrian! The Twenties will offer many challenges to keep you busy. Good luck on the adventure. Jack

ENFJ ENFJs are the benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity. Goodness, that's a mouthful. Fun test. Jack

On the other hand, besides having a few wandering sheep for "company", there's not much else to do in the desert. I loved in the warning that tequila drinkers have a propensity to call ex-lovers at four in the morning. Jack

This weekend celebrates Australia Day, 2008. A big salute to Oz! Jack

Happy 20th! Graeme is on his Oz clock. I'm sure you're clock will turn over very soon. Jack

Salutations and congratulations! HAPPY 58TH. For those (including me) somewhat challenged in knowledge about India's recent history, here are some interesting bullet points: India facts Leaders: President Pratibha Patil, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Capital: New Delhi Population: 1.12 billion States: 28 states, 7 union territories Languages: 18 recognized. Most are fluent in Hindi, English and a third Indian language. Important dates: Jan. 26, 1927, when the National Congress voted to go against British rule; Aug. 15, 1947, India

Who said, "A picture is worth a thousand words"? Here's 7,000 "words" of the hunky Serb after his win http://www.towleroad.com/2008/01/novak-djokovic.html. Jack

Allow me to share artwork that a friend sent me this morning.