For some reason I laughed for about three minutes after reading that...
Any Euphemisms around sex, dating, and such I dislike. All of them have been covered though It's just, if someone comes up to me with the pick up like, "can I buy you a drink?" instead of a greeting I just accept the drink then walk away.. lol. You have to try better than that. And really, if I know they're actually wanting a one night stand I'll go further and tell them I tell them that I'm not single.
For sex I dislike when all my male friends use them for masturbation and such. I don't really want to hear anything about them, but when they do, I hate when the word Masturbation is replaced with anything. And, "can we get it on" or, "let's get it on," is an instant cold shower. You have to do better than that.