Sherye Story Reader

HEADLINES Man is all alone now in his village cause he stupidly poisoned every one in it by putting rat poison in a chocolate Victoria sandwich sponge cake. He has no more friends there or bed partners! No, he was not charged with the poisoning cause him being all alone was punishment enough for him. Written by the reporter on island across from his island 🥵🤢😷💀☠️ lol

I snuck in @Marty's house in the middle of the night and got me a small slice. Pushed it lightly back together and fixed the icing around it. Hope he didn't notice it being smaller! lol

I like Peter the way he always wants to reassure Patrick on everything. He shows him respect. Like when he was talking to his sister and wanted to talk in English so Patrick could understand him. I loved that!

My border collie, Susie dragged her food bowl near her dog bed and is laying in the bed and eating food. She looked at me like, "So what, I am just having a snack like you do sometimes!" lol My step daughter thinks she is brilliant on the things she does.

My stepson came over here to get their really small vacuum cleaner. It would not charge. I had asked hi earlier to work on mine that my sister gave me last month. It was blowing dirt out the bottom. He worked on it and said he was going to use it in their camper and that he would bring it back tomorrow. I told him to not use it on my floor when he brought it back. Cause I know he will bring it back while I am asleep. He said why not? I told him cause I want to sleep! lol So he said ok. Then I said don't forget to bring it back tomorrow. He said, oh ok I will sell it. I said hell no you will not sell it. He said, well that is what you said. I told him I did not say that. He said, ok I will give it away then. I said you think you are real funny, don't you Moe! He just died laughing. I told his wife in a text to tell Moe he is not funny! lol Then when she said HUH, then I said, Moe aka Justin thinks he is funny. She sent back a lol to me! lol Whomever doesn't know who Moe is then look up The Three Stooges to find out who he is! lol

My border collie, Susie dragged her food bowl near her dog bed and is laying in the bed and eating food. She looked at me like, "So what, I am just having a snack like you do sometimes!" lol My step daughter in law thinks she is brilliant on the things she does.

My stepson came over here to get their really small vacuum cleaner. It would not charge. I had asked hi earlier to work on mine that my sister gave me last month. It was blowing dirt out the bottom. He worked on it and said he was going to use it in their camper and that he would bring it back tomorrow. I told him to not use it on my floor when he brought it back. Cause I know he will bring it back while I am asleep. He said why not? I told him cause I want to sleep! lol So he said ok. Then I said don't forget to bring it back tomorrow. He said, oh ok I will sell it. I said hell no you will not sell it. He said, well that is what you said. I told him I did not say that. He said, ok I will give it away then. I said you think you are real funny, don't you Moe! He just died laughing. I told his wife in a text to tell Moe he is not funny! lol Then when she said HUH, then I said, Moe aka Justin thinks he is funny. She sent back a lol to me! lol Whomever doesn't know who Moe is then look up The Three Stooges to find out who he is! lol

Hope you get better soon, my friend!

Well, I have a feeling that Peter's family will love Patrick! And they live happily ever after! It is the health of Michael that will be bringing it all to their hearts! And hope they have a happy life!

Michael is adorable the way he wants his dad and Patrick together! I love it!

Well maybe he won't but here is a kitty with one on lol

Well, he can take that tease and hmmmmmm.......put it in a speedo pic of him hehehehehe PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We would all be grateful to you @Bucket1 if you would do this small (speedo) favor for us! hehehehe

I am waiting myself for his speedo pic! hehehehe

I told you one of them would claim him! So I might as well say, I will find my own, but the guy will be real and not someone in a pic! lol

Sorry for the same post but my pc started acting up and it did not show up at first, so had to clear and had to post this

OMG! That made me cry happy tears! I am so happy that has happened for Peter and Patrick to want the same thing!

Interesting ending on this chapter! Going to see what happens! hehehe

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Well, some people don't have a sense of humor. I went to the store and when I was getting checked out at the register, the 2 cashiers were picking on each other. So I teased them by saying, "Ok children." One laughed but the other one got upset and said, "I am probably older than you are the same age." She said it kind of hateful. The other cashier gasped at her. I told them both, "I always say that to people no matter if they are older or not. It is just my sense of humor!" The other cashier just walked away from me and the one that laughed finished waiting on me and I left. Think the cashier that got mad was new and I bet she will get a talking to later.

It looks like they take one step toward you and stop with a flash! lol

I could drown in those eyes, but I better stay away so I don't get killed by @Valkyrie, @clochette, and @Drew Espinosa for beating them in claiming him! They always take my claim away! lol

Dugh, you beat me saying it! That would make a great b & w photo!

Not if he goes through all those 7! lol Just kidding!

Nope, they are all nailed shut but one and I have it locked.