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Tiger

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  1. Oh, that must have been embarrassing. Luckily, I do not have dildos, but I'm sure my mom has found porn a time or two. Omg, the 'rents use to leave a vibrator out in plain site sometimes. It was gross.
  2. I meant that as a joke. Some people have a hard time understanding my sense of humor though. Indeed you are lucky. Catching the parents is so disgusting.
  3. Who? Me? I'm innocent and cute and the chapter just came out that way. Just wait until the next one. I'm thinking it might end up being a cliffy. It sounds like you want to be the Queen of Evil Cliffhangers.
  4. That poem is pretty. I like it. As for your kids being on spring break, I'm sure you have your hands full. I want kids someday. I know they can be simultaneously a blessing and a curse, but at the end of the day, there's something extra special about being a parent.
  5. I actually prefer online shopping for clothes. It's so much faster. I guess a shopaholic wouldn't want me as a gay friend.
  6. This one is awesome. Heart is probably best known for 80's pop, but I prefer their 70's rock. See why with a live performance of .
  7. Caramel pudding is definitely good. Chocolate is good too. It's absolutely scrumptious.
  8. We can call it that. I do not object. Pudding is so delicious, especially vanilla.
  9. Maybe we'll actually have to start the fire for the goat roasting. Then maybe he will make admit it. :mace:
  10. Maybe catching the 'rents made us gay.
  11. I cannot say exactly what I am craving, but you can probably guess.
  12. Hmmmm... I wonder what cuddly kitty cat you're referring to, but I am a cuddly kitty cat.
  13. I must have misunderstood. There are some who hold the contrarian ideology. I thought maybe you had been burned in the past. Truth be told, most people have been hurt in some point in life. Eventually, you just have to suck it up and move on. That is all you can really do.
  14. One thing I love about straight women is being able to talk about guys. I'm not big on the whole shopping thing personally, but partying and talking about guys is enough reason for me to seek a straight woman's company.
  15. Need I remind you that what beta readers suggests has to be either approved or disapproved by the author? If there are evil cliffhangers in your chapters, you are the one to blame. Besides, I think you concoct the evil cliffhangers all by yourself. What will it take to get you to admit that you are the greatest architect of evil cliffhangers on this site?
  16. I bet he's cute. That would be something to celebrate.
  17. Such negativity! At least it is not summer. Do you have any idea how horrible winter is here? It's unbearable. When spring finally arrives I am happy and usually... (Okay, I will behave.) Spring is nice when you've been stuck indoors due to months of cold weather. That is why I'm celebrating.
  18. I like chicken and doughnuts too. I'm not sure why some food makes pregnant women sick. That is something good to research though.
  19. That is not an image I need in my head. I would rather celebrate the beauty of hot Cuban men on the beach.
  20. Happy Easter to all, especially those who are celebrating it for the intended reasons rather than the commercialized ones.
  21. That could be problematic. Thank god my bro never did anything like that. I'm scarred enough already. I simply had to fix the pronoun.
  22. Well, we are not as fortunate here, so green grass and temperatures above freezing are something to celebrate. As far as it getting hot, that happens in July and August. That is not something I celebrate.
  23. I guess that I'm doomed to be permanently nucking futs. Perhaps it is because I caught the 'rents.
  24. Luckily, I do not use cliffhangers. I simply build anticipation. I'm celebrating springtime. The grass is green again.
  25. I think she means the therapy. I guess catching everyone has left her permanently scarred. Not even a shrink can help. :wacko:
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