Oh my God! I'm laughing my ass completely off! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THUMP!
The Service of the Sword is a collection of short stories and novellas.
One of the stories is called A Ship Named Francis. It's the funniest damned thing I've ever read.
You must find it and laugh your ass off too.
wikipedia entry:
A Ship Named Francis by John Ringo and Victor Mitchell
Sean Tyler, a corpman in the Royal Manticorian Navy, thought that a stint as a loaner in the explosively-growing Grayson Space Navy would boost his career. So, when there was a slot vacant on board the cruiser Francis Mueller, his wish was granted. Unfortunately for Corpsman Tyler, no one told him that almost everybody on board the Francis—from the clueless captain to the psychotic XO and the panicky chaplain—had been sent there because no one else in the entire Grayson Space Navy wants them.
Hilarity ensues...