JamesSavik

I like Babylon 5 better. The aliens were more than people with butts on their heads nor did the humans have a politically correct stick up their ass.

To all of our members taking finals in the next couple of weeks, study hard and good luck! Here are some answers for last years tests (not necessarily the right answers): Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of that name. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: "Tee hee, Brutus." Joan of Arc was burn to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence. In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature. Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of the blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died of this. During the Renaissance, history began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America whilst cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. My personal favourite paper to mark, was completely empty apart from one sentence. " Jesus, Please Help Me." # When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire. # The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat. The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader. Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull. Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire. To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa. To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose. Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away. Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state. Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat. H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water. Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives. Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration. For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops. To prevent contraception use a condominium. Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

I braved plague zombies and saw Wolverine Origins last night. I wasn't that excited by it but it did a lot to explain Wolverine's shadowy past, amnesia and blood rivalry with Sabertooth.

Two Songs from the Upcoming Blockbuster story Twilight

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Zombies!? Ach!

Dom- As long as you are not a politician, selling insurance or used cars, I doubt you are evil. Working 6 days a week sounds like it has you frazzled. Hope you feel better soon. James

I don't know but if I'm good I go to Valhalla.

Agreed: no panic until we have zombies.

Um-mm, barbecue!

Comsie- you are one of the masters of the genre and you rock! Happy Birthday. Oh and if the birthday part is a sore spot, we'll keep it just between us.

come to think of it it might have been- whoa, hot redhead! It sure sounds like me.

I don't know for sure but I'm pretty sure it was "boner".

I have a craving for yummy, yummy brains...

What's the difference in herpes and Vista? herpes goes into remission.

I'll be there regardless of how many brain eating zombies I have to take out. Damned evil dead

Don't let the zombies freak you out. They're slow and stupid. Just remember- it takes head shots and don't get any zombie goo on you. Nothing but Clorox II will get out zombie goo..

Plague or zombies better get out of my way: I'm seeing the new Star Trek movie.

When summer movie season and the plague of the century collide, what are ya gonna do? You can't be a pussy at sit at home. The economy(Hollywood) needs you. And who wants to be alone with the evil dead blunder around eating brains? Modern problems. Who figured?

Deadly swine flu outbreak 'can't be contained' Posted Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:32am AEST Updated Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:12am AEST Source Link The strain of swine flu is suspected of killing as many as 60 people in Mexico. (Reuters: Jorge Dan Lopez) The US Centres for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says an unusual new flu virus has spread widely and cannot be contained, as the World Health Organisation urges governments to be on the alert. "It is clear that this is widespread," the CDC's Dr Anne Schuchat told reporters. "And that is why we have let you know that we cannot contain the spread of this virus." __________________________________ Cases have been identified in New Zealand, Israel

Update; Mexico declares a "Public Health Emergency" with 68 deaths World Health Organisation (WHO) today declared the swine flu outbreak an international public health emergency. CDC Reports Confirmed Cases in: Texas, New York, Massachusetts, Kansas, Nebraska, California Australia Issues Travel Warning to North America, Considers Quarintine of Returning Tourists Downing Street/Parliment in special session with Communicable Diseases Branch EU Considers Halting Trans-Atlantic Aire Traffic _______________________________________________________ Holy Crap- depending on the panic buttons pushed, things are going to start happening automatically now. Sunday will be a critical day. If WHO takes the lead on this our hemisphere could soon see itself under quarentine.

Ummm... pork roast! Oh sorry- My point was that there were some pretty wacky children's books out there. If I were a parent, I'd be very careful what I got for the little Beast to read. If I had read Alfie's House as a child I think I may have gone on a shooting spree. James

You got it. Furthermore, he is pushing an agenda that wuld be endorsed by the Mormon Church. The Catholics wouldn't dare because it's the scam their pedophile preists have been working for generations. Are we sure the author isn't Orson Scott Card?

Flu is exceptionally hard to track. It travels by vectors or people or animals that have it. People can jump on a plane and be around the world overnight. Animals can migrate for thousands of miles. There is really no way to track it but I've seen reports in California, Mexico and Kansas. There is no point in making plans to avoid it because we'll always be a wek behind it which means that its all over the West coast, Miswest and South West.

Most people don't think twice about the flu but it can be a serious matter. The flu virus is genetically unstable and prone to mutations. Every year there are dozens of strains of new flu virus. Only the heartiest, most virulent virus emerges and sweeps the globe. Occasionally that mutation will be something that human immune systems can't easily handle. The last great global flu pandemic took place in 1917-18. It circled the globe and killed over 20 million people. It so weakened the big Western powers that it hastened then end of WWI. Even a moderately bad flu can cause problems to the very young and very old. It is a serious menace to immune-compromised persons. We may take thins one on the chin because it would take at least six months to make vaccine to this flu strain. Most likely as flu season winds down, so will the virus. It may or may not come back next year.