JamesSavik

The oddest thing I've ever done is running over myself. Yup. I ran over myself. Years ago I got hold of an old Toyota truck pretty cheap. It had some problems but nothing I couldn't fix. After a new radiator, plugs, plu wires, water pump and hoses, fuses, a new wiring harness, cleaning the injectors- finally the old Toyota was ready to run. Living close to the Natchez Trace, I used it for a test runs. I took the old truck twenty miles North. When I stopped to check under the hood and turn around, I dropped the gear shift (which I was unfamiliar with) into reverse instead of neutral. As I stepped out of the truck, it started going backwards- open door knocking me down and the left front tire running over my right leg. Stunned by my old trucks act of defiance, I jumped up and chased down the runaway. When I got home I had to get the ground in gravel out of my shin and I had a big bruise on the other side of my leg in the shape of tire tred. I sold that evil truck as soon as I could.

It's all a matter of perspective.

If we were only meant for one, why are there hundreds of flavors of ice cream? Look- get over this hetero-sexist bunk. Abstenance only works with retarded religious fanatic rednecks- oh wait. It doesn't work for them either.

Here I am hanging out reading.

OH MY GOD! Finally- a good sci-fi series that was ended well. Usually they are just killed in the middle like Jericho and Jerimiah leaving you hanging. BSG puts the series to a good satisfying end. Of all the sci-fi series out there only a handful have been ended well: the new BSG, Babylon 5, ST:NG, ST:Voy, ST:DS9 The rest- they just pull the plug leavinging the fans going WTF happened.

I know that selling a car is like parting with an old friend. I hope that your new one will be worthy.

relax kid. if they put up with me shedding all over the furniture, you've got nothing to worry about.

As long as you weren't killed and eaten, call it a learning experience. Besides, you've got pretty eyes and it was a short movie.

Lacy- I've never been optimistic about the day of silence as a powerful statement. Our detractors would love for us all to just shut up so a day of silence seems to defeat its own purpose. It does have one thing attractive about it: you get to ignore and/or dismiss anyone you want while you participate. JS

kiss them where?

Can we resurrect someone or are stuck with the frappy half-wit celebs of today? Oh sure- they are pretty. But I would like to have have a poke at the guy that inspired Michaengelo's David. Now that is sweet nekkid heat in marble of all things... It's art, not a nekkid man. Here's another classic beauty: Jim Morrison in the famous "young lion" pictures.

It is the truely gifted that can cause them.

Actually- that term refers to a GREAT Orgasm that shakes the building, causes you to shout to dieties and leaves you muttering inchherently.

In Mississippi if you are out at work you will soon be out of work. It's like saying fire me. If they don't kick you on the spot, they'll come up with something abstract like it's not working out or you've got an attitude problem. During the 2003 elections I took a public stand against the anti-gay marriage amendment on the ballot. I went for Network Administrator for a whole state agency to an untenable position in 2 months. It may not matter in some places but you had better watch your ass in the south.

the BIG-O

MY policy: I don't DATE. I F*UCK. I never f*ck anyone with policies. I'm too old for games and too impatient for BS. F*ck if you are going to f*ck. Or don't. Don't explain, appologize or talk about your f-ing feelings. I don't want to know. I don't care if you come, go, stay, lay or pray: just don't bore me by being a twit or playing head games.

They lost already. Who cares?

I may be evil but I do have standards. Knowing that nobody has actually bothered to read the Pork, I mean Stimilus Package, I would insert the following clause: Amendment 301.23.451 All states and municipalaties that accept stimilius funds are required to have all of their citizens renounce their faith and begin to worship the evil goddess Globulus. In early April, 100 of the nations best basketball players must be sacrificed to Globulus to avoid a plague of boils and rats. Amendment 301.23.452 In the event of a plague of boils and rats, the federal goverenment will send 10,000 cats and 10,000 liters of hydrogen peroxide to the afflicted region. Amendment 301.23.452 In the event that Globulus is further angered, citizens are advised to put their heads between their legs and kiss their ass goodbye because after we've paid for all this bullshit we'll be so broke that we couldn't afford a firecracker much less fight off an evil diety. Hail Globulus! Give her your children because they annoy the shit out of me in restaurants and on airplanes. Ah the peace of Globulus the Child-eater. Boy are the right to lifers going to be pissed! Not only are millions of kids going to be eaten by a dusty Babylonian diety, they've got to give up Jebus too! Just remember- it's a change. Maybe not the one you were looking for but you didn't read the fine print did you? Bu-wah-hah-hah-hah

If you are looking for a fun, light read that might make you think, consider the Shadow Children series by Margaret Haddix. I agreed to test read the first book in the series, Among the Hidden, for a jr-high english teacher friend and ended up reading the whole series. I like books that establish a "consistent universe" that makes sense and Haddix did a very good job. The books are aimed at a teen auidance but they are page turners that deal with universals themes like fear, courage and how ordinary people overcome them and become extroidinary. This is not, ahummm... literature. It is a fun read for a rainy weekend.

Anybody want a Beast? I go great with blue carpet, don't shed, walk myself, only eat obnoxious people and can fix computers. A warm climate is a must, the Beast has bad joints. Need rafters to hang from when I sleep.

puppies are always cute and Labs are the royalty of the dog kingdom if you ask me. You should never have a dog smarter than you are so most people would be ineligible to own a Lab. Thank goodness they are good natured and take care of their dumber owners.

Three way relationships work all the time... until they are discovered and called affairs. Then it's lawyers and private investigators and judges OH MY!

I didn't answer the poll because it is clear that I don't have a f-ing clue.

At the end of the Cold War I was a scientist. I worked at Oak Ridge and Aberdeen. Like most old war dogs put out to pasture, I'm not sure what I am anymore.