JamesSavik

I'm generally in favor of men rolling around in speedo but draw the line at WWF crap.

Great whiskey! I used to enjoy Canadian Club.

It's missing our pals the Brits.

I'm one that tends to take scientific terms at their meaning. Asexual refers to the reproductive habits of microorganisms. When they have stored enough energy to reproduce, their chromosomes undergo mitosis and the cell divides. It is simply reproduction without sex and is quite ancient. Genetic diversity is achieved by bacteria sharing snippets of DNA by passing plasmids back and forth. This is also how bacteria become anti-biotic resistant so quickly. That is the definition of Asexuality. Period. End of story. Defining "asexual" as a person who isn't interested in sex is simply assigning a name to a neurosis. Freud said that the only abnormal sexuality was to have no sex at all. The more interesting question is why would a person want to define themselves as asexual and the answers become more illuminating. Social pressure/consequences Religious conflict regarding sexual desire Family Expectations sexual dysfunction Fear of disease Fear of punishment Fear of Sexual Inadequacy Unresolved trauma from sexual abuse Fear of Loss/relationship failure sexual paraphylia (interest in sexual conduct that is either illegal or too kinky to find) physical ailment (low testosterone) sexual burn-out (tired of sex)

Farmville is a cooperative game on facebook that lets you to build a farm. The picture is of my house and yard in farmville. To get it that nice you may deduce that I am either obsessive-compulsive or have entirely too much time on my hands.

Happy Birthday! Stay Sweet

Care to come by for a mint julep?

It has always been this way. In Europe during the Middle Ages there were the so called "Great Houses" which were simply very successful families. They kept it going by only allowing marriages into other "Great Houses". This only worked for a few centuries until they were all hopelessly inbred. Now the top of the genetic pyramid goes to the Ivy League or makes millions of dollars in the NFL or NBA.

I think that I'm probably most like Wiley Coyote. Drop him off of cliffs, drop boulders on him, blow him up, run over him with a train and he doesn't give up. I admire that. What cartoon character would you be or most relate to?

HRC = lame They sat on their ass for a year and a half while the O'bumble administration dithered. Don't want to annoy Massa with petty complaints, naw sir.

In Mississippi if you are out at work, you are out of work.

LBJ Tricky Dick Loopy Jerry the Peanut Farmer Uncle Ronny Poppy Wild Bill Curious George Barak Hussien

Stardust I. Genesis The comet 1733/Latimer was born in an ancient supernova remnant among the rack and ruin of a star and its shattered planets. For eons the magnetic and gravitational force of the pulsar left behind acted on the gas and dust like a blender keeping it hot and ionized and blowing it farther out into the emptiness between stars. Over millions of years the gas and dust of the titanic explosion began to cool, the nebulae cloud began to contract and the comet began to grow in one of the Milky Way

Happy birthday Meeko! May you find plenty of unguarded cat food.

Enter the Dragon

Harry Potter... Bah! I'm waiting for the Ron Weasley movie! Once you go ginger, you never go back.

They are all wearing moral majority t-shirts.

The Oatmeal

What is it with you British laddies! Is being uber-cute like a law or something over there?

...knows how to change diapers but is slick enough to never actually have to.

...knows better than to masturbate in the same room with a kitten.

There's a 12 step group I'd like to see. Mass murderers Anonymous. MMA. Free coffee and group therapy. NO. I'm not one of those pathetic souls on a mission from God to wipe out hookers. One at a time is for rank amateurs and under-achievers. I'm talking fifty, one hundred, a thousand or a million at a time. Why do I feel like a murderer? When I first got out of college I went to work for a defense contractor. Won't say who but if you did the math you could probably figure it out. We were given a problem: How do you go from one digital map to another and keep your position precisely given a set of variables like the curve of the earth, wind speed, wind direction, speed of advance, bearing, etc. It was quite the programming challenge. It took the team I was a part of nine months to crack it. It turned out to be a key piece of the next generation of guidance systems for the Tomahawk TLAM/C & D cruise missile. It was the Cold War. The Soviets were the bogey man. You wanted your missiles to be accurate. You didn't want to park a W-80 warhead over a school. You wanted to park it over the sub pin a few blocks over. On to the next job. Years pass. The Soviet Union crumbles. The first Gulf War breaks out. Then Operation Desert Fox. Somalia. Afghanistan. The Second Gulf War. Raytheon is cranking out Tomahawks like they're having a f**king bake sale. The cruise missile: weapon of choice for first strike. Will fly through a designated window or door and blow the living shit out of anything there with a unitary warhead, cluster munitions or a mission configurable nuke. We gave them that capability because we believed that they would use it wisely and it would save lives on both sides by taking out high value targets with pin-point accuracy. In Afghanistan they used them against mud huts. It's funny how you can be damned for doing something that you believe in. Arleigh Burke class destroyer firing a Tomahawk cruise missile.

...never gives a kid or a cat an interactive toy that makes noise. They will drive you insane with it. ...assumes that anyone on the net claiming to be under 18 is actually Chris Hanson.

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