JamesSavik

I have a craving for yummy, yummy brains...

What's the difference in herpes and Vista? herpes goes into remission.

I'll be there regardless of how many brain eating zombies I have to take out. Damned evil dead

Don't let the zombies freak you out. They're slow and stupid. Just remember- it takes head shots and don't get any zombie goo on you. Nothing but Clorox II will get out zombie goo..

Plague or zombies better get out of my way: I'm seeing the new Star Trek movie.

When summer movie season and the plague of the century collide, what are ya gonna do? You can't be a pussy at sit at home. The economy(Hollywood) needs you. And who wants to be alone with the evil dead blunder around eating brains? Modern problems. Who figured?

Deadly swine flu outbreak 'can't be contained' Posted Sun Apr 26, 2009 5:32am AEST Updated Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:12am AEST Source Link The strain of swine flu is suspected of killing as many as 60 people in Mexico. (Reuters: Jorge Dan Lopez) The US Centres for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) says an unusual new flu virus has spread widely and cannot be contained, as the World Health Organisation urges governments to be on the alert. "It is clear that this is widespread," the CDC's Dr Anne Schuchat told reporters. "And that is why we have let you know that we cannot contain the spread of this virus." __________________________________ Cases have been identified in New Zealand, Israel

Update; Mexico declares a "Public Health Emergency" with 68 deaths World Health Organisation (WHO) today declared the swine flu outbreak an international public health emergency. CDC Reports Confirmed Cases in: Texas, New York, Massachusetts, Kansas, Nebraska, California Australia Issues Travel Warning to North America, Considers Quarintine of Returning Tourists Downing Street/Parliment in special session with Communicable Diseases Branch EU Considers Halting Trans-Atlantic Aire Traffic _______________________________________________________ Holy Crap- depending on the panic buttons pushed, things are going to start happening automatically now. Sunday will be a critical day. If WHO takes the lead on this our hemisphere could soon see itself under quarentine.

Ummm... pork roast! Oh sorry- My point was that there were some pretty wacky children's books out there. If I were a parent, I'd be very careful what I got for the little Beast to read. If I had read Alfie's House as a child I think I may have gone on a shooting spree. James

You got it. Furthermore, he is pushing an agenda that wuld be endorsed by the Mormon Church. The Catholics wouldn't dare because it's the scam their pedophile preists have been working for generations. Are we sure the author isn't Orson Scott Card?

Flu is exceptionally hard to track. It travels by vectors or people or animals that have it. People can jump on a plane and be around the world overnight. Animals can migrate for thousands of miles. There is really no way to track it but I've seen reports in California, Mexico and Kansas. There is no point in making plans to avoid it because we'll always be a wek behind it which means that its all over the West coast, Miswest and South West.

Most people don't think twice about the flu but it can be a serious matter. The flu virus is genetically unstable and prone to mutations. Every year there are dozens of strains of new flu virus. Only the heartiest, most virulent virus emerges and sweeps the globe. Occasionally that mutation will be something that human immune systems can't easily handle. The last great global flu pandemic took place in 1917-18. It circled the globe and killed over 20 million people. It so weakened the big Western powers that it hastened then end of WWI. Even a moderately bad flu can cause problems to the very young and very old. It is a serious menace to immune-compromised persons. We may take thins one on the chin because it would take at least six months to make vaccine to this flu strain. Most likely as flu season winds down, so will the virus. It may or may not come back next year.

Flu pandemic concern grows with more U.S. cases Source Link By Adriana Barrera and Stephanie Nebehay Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:54pm MEXICO CITY/GENEVA (Reuters) - A new flu that has killed up to 68 people in Mexico could start a global epidemic, the World Health Organization warned on Saturday, as tests showed the strain might be spreading in the United States. Mexico's crowded capital, where most of the deaths happened and home to some 20 million people, hunkered down in fear of the swine flu. Tests confirmed that eight New York City schoolchildren had a type A influenza virus that was likely to be the swine flu, the city's health commissioner said. Kansas state health officials confirmed two cases of swine flu, CNN reported, adding to the original eight cases in the United States. Officials from WHO and the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention helped Mexican health experts test hundreds of patients with flu symptoms for the never-before-seen virus. In Mexico City, parents canceled kids' parties, bars were closed and residents stocked up on DVDs as people stayed home for the weekend to avoid contamination. "I think it's worse than they're telling us," said 35-year-old Lidia Diaz, sniffling and wearing a surgical mask as she headed to a clinic in the capital. <more> _________________________________________________________________

Just horsing around?

freckles: they are cute until you are 40. Then they are just.... cancer.

We Didn't Start the Flamewar

As much as I like the sound of that, I would never put on such airs with my old friends here at GA.

I have recieved a great honor from the redheads of the world. After re-doing Mixmaster Flash's I Like Big Butts to I Like Redheads*, I was awarded: Holy Order of the Freckle: For love and services to redheads *- see my blog Redheads

Flu virus serotype names are derived from the forms of the two kinds of proteins on the surface of its coat, hemagglutinin (H) and neuraminidase (N) or their hosts. Influenza A subtypes are H1N1, H1N2, H2N2, H2N3 or Spainish, Avian and Hong Kong Flus respectively. The forms of the two kinds of proteins on the surface of its coat, hemagglutinin (H) and neuraminidase (N) make a huge difference in the virilence and severity of the infection cause by the virus.

Reuters Article Seven people in U.S. hit by strange new swine flu WASHINGTON, April 23 (Reuters) - Seven people have been diagnosed with a strange and unusual new kind of swine flu in California and Texas, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported on Thursday. All seven people have recovered but the virus itself is a never-before-seen mixture of viruses typical among pigs, birds and humans, the CDC said. "We are likely to find more cases," the CDC's Dr. Anne Schuchat told a telephone briefing. "We don't think this is time for major concern around the country." The CDC reported the new strain of swine flu on Tuesday in two boys from California's two southernmost counties. ________________________________________ A variant of swine flu swept the world in 1917-18 in a pandemic that killed 20 million people. It so enervated the countries of the world that it hastened the end of WWI and created a mini economic depression.

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01. Robert Plant- Led Zeppelin (He's a god) Disagree- he's good but not number 1 but top 10 for his Led Zep years 02. Rob Halford- Judas Priest (He also happens to be gay)- he's loud but he's not good. 03. Steven Tyler- Aerosmith OK 04. Chris Cornell- Soundgarden and Audioslave, OK 05. Bon Scott- First lead vocalist of AC/DC (one of my all time favorite bands) rank higher 06. Freddie Mercury- Queen (He was gay and had one of the most amazing vocal ranges ever) rank lower 07. Bruce Dickinson- Lead Vocalist of Iron Maiden Not even in the top 1000 08. Ozzy Osbourne- Everyone knows he is Probably #1 09. Paul Rodgers- Free and Bad Company Rank lower 10. Ronnie James Dio- Black Sabbath (after Ozzy) and Dio Rank Higher 11. Axl Rose- Guns 'n Roses Rank Higher 12. Sammy Hagar- Van Halen (though many refer to it as Van Hagar) SUX 13. Geddy Lee- Rush Rank Higher 14. Geoff Tate- Queensryche (Sings one of my favorite songs of all time, Silent Lucidity) Ranks lower than whale turds 15. Mick Jagger- Everyone knows who he is Rank Higher 16. Jonathan Davis- Korn Rank is about right, maybe higher 17. Roger Daltrey- The Who Rank top 5 18. Paul Stanley- Kiss About right 19. David Lee Roth- Van Halen (also has had a solo career) Rank top 10 20. Kurt Cobain- Nirvana Not a metal artist, inappropriate for this list 21. Maynard James Keenan- Tool and A Perfect Circle Rank top 5 22. Klaus Meine- The Scorpions Who? 23. Eddie Vedder- Pearl Jam About right 24. James Hetfield- Metallica Rank Higher 25. Trent Reznor- Nine Inch Nails (among many others) Rank higher 26. Serj Tankian- System of a Down rank higher 27. Layne Staley- Alice in Chains (may he rest in peace) about right 28. Steve Perry- Journey sux 29. Gene Simmons- Kiss sux rocks 30. Joe Elliott- Def Leppard sux boulders 31. Jon Bon Jovi- Bon Jovi Krap on a krap kracker 32. Alice Cooper- had a band with his own name Rank Higher 33. Vince Neil- Motley Crue (so sue me for being lazy and not getting the accent marks) Rank Higher 34. Steve Marriott- Small Faces and Humble Pie (I'm not familiar with him) Who? 35. Lajon Witherspoon- Sevendust (I think he should be higher on the list) Rank Higher 36. Sebastian Bach- Skid Row Rank Lower 37. Philip Anselmo (should be higher on the list as well)- Pantera (best rock band ever from Texas) loudf <> good 38. Zack De La Rocha- Rage Against the Machine rank higher 39. Brian Johnson- AC/DC (Back in Black and beyond) rank higher 40. Bret Michaels- Poison (He's the rocker with the cowboy hat) Dousche bag 41. Udo Dirkschneider- Accept Who? 42. David Draiman- Disturbed (so underated it's pitiful) RANK HIGHER 43. Ian Gillian- Deep Purple Rank higher 44. Marilyn Manson- His real name is Brian Warner Rank Higher 45. Jeff Keith- Tesla over-rated 46. Chester Bennington- Linkin Park (also seriously underrated) hip-hop, NOT metal 47. Sully Erna- Godsmack over-rated 48. Lemmy Kilmister- Motorhead (The Ace of Spades is a great song) over-rated 49. Aaron Lewis- Staind rank higher 50. Brett Scallions- Fuel vastly over-rated 51. Chino Moreno- Deftones makes you wish you were deaf 52. Rob Zombie- White Zombie and self-named band overrated 53. Anthony Kiedis- Red Hot Chili Peppers Craptacular 54. David Coverdale- Deep Purple and Whitesnake horrible 55. Gary Cherone- Van Halen abomination 56. Andrew Wood- Mother Love Bone absolutely forgetable 57. Scott Weiland- Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver Rank much higher 58. Tom Araya- Slayer forgetable 59. Phil Lynnot- Thin Lizzy mostly crappy with occassional bouts of shitty 60. Rod Stewart- mostly a solo artist Does not belong here 61. Scooter Ward- Cold who? 62. Ray Davies- The Kinks rank higher 63. Sonny Sandoval- P.O.D. who? 64. David Bowie- Rolling Stones WTF? Bowie or the Stones, not both 65. Joan Jett- Awesome woman rocker Over-rated 66. Josey Scott- Saliva (Click Click Boom) Over-rated 67. Perry Farrell- Jane's Addiction about right 68. Scott Stapp- Creed (He's the guy who let booze ruin his career) over-rated 69. Amy Lee- Evanescence over-rated 70. Don Dokken- Dokken 71. Fred Durst- Lim Biskit rank higher 72. Mike Shinoda- back-up vocalist and keyboardist for Linkin Park 73. Pepper Keenan- Corrosion of Conformity 74. Dez Fafara- Coal Chamber 75. Gavin Rossdale- Bush (married to Gwen Stefani) 76. Blackie Lawless- W.A.S.P. 77. Dave Wyndorf- Monster Magnet 78. Ann Wilson- Heart (The were rockers before the went pop) 79. Jimi Hendrix- A double threat as he was an awesome guitarist 80. Ville Valo- Daniel Lioneye 81. Peter Steele- Type O Negative 82. Dave Williams- Drowning Pool 83. Dee Snider- Twisted Sister 84. Joe Lynn Turner- Deep Purple (damn, they' went through more vocalists than Van Halen) 85. King Diamond- self-named band 86. Corey Taylor- Slipknot 87. Jamey Jasta- Hatebreed 88. Justin Hawkins- The Darkness 89. Dave Mustaine- Megadeth and Metallica 90. Ian Astbury- The Cult 91. Stephen Pearcy- Ratt 92. Phil Mogg- UFO 93. Biff Byford- Saxon 94. Cristina Scabbia- Lucana Coil 95. Dani Filth-Cradle of Filth 96. Wes Scantlin- Puddle of Mudd 97. Tim

My problem with the book is that it implies that all gay people have an Uncle Peter to molest them into the club. That's one of the oldest and completely bogus claims of anti-gay organizations and completely at odds with the life experience of most of us. That's not to say that some gay youth are at risk of sexual abuse, it is certainly NOT the origin of homosexuality.

So- youz want me to wack him or what?