The oddest thing I've ever done is running over myself.
Yup. I ran over myself.
Years ago I got hold of an old Toyota truck pretty cheap. It had some problems but nothing I couldn't fix. After a new radiator, plugs, plu wires, water pump and hoses, fuses, a new wiring harness, cleaning the injectors- finally the old Toyota was ready to run.
Living close to the Natchez Trace, I used it for a test runs.
I took the old truck twenty miles North. When I stopped to check under the hood and turn around, I dropped the gear shift (which I was unfamiliar with) into reverse instead of neutral.
As I stepped out of the truck, it started going backwards- open door knocking me down and the left front tire running over my right leg.
Stunned by my old trucks act of defiance, I jumped up and chased down the runaway.
When I got home I had to get the ground in gravel out of my shin and I had a big bruise on the other side of my leg in the shape of tire tred.
I sold that evil truck as soon as I could.