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JamesSavik

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  1. In Elizabethan times cousin was a polite euphemism used by ladies for their younger lovers.
  2. forgiveness- It's what you do when you can't get revenge. That and drink a lot.
  3. The oddest thing I've ever done is running over myself. Yup. I ran over myself. Years ago I got hold of an old Toyota truck pretty cheap. It had some problems but nothing I couldn't fix. After a new radiator, plugs, plu wires, water pump and hoses, fuses, a new wiring harness, cleaning the injectors- finally the old Toyota was ready to run. Living close to the Natchez Trace, I used it for a test runs. I took the old truck twenty miles North. When I stopped to check under the hood and turn around, I dropped the gear shift (which I was unfamiliar with) into reverse instead of neutral. As I stepped out of the truck, it started going backwards- open door knocking me down and the left front tire running over my right leg. Stunned by my old trucks act of defiance, I jumped up and chased down the runaway. When I got home I had to get the ground in gravel out of my shin and I had a big bruise on the other side of my leg in the shape of tire tred. I sold that evil truck as soon as I could.
  4. It's all a matter of perspective.
  5. If we were only meant for one, why are there hundreds of flavors of ice cream? Look- get over this hetero-sexist bunk. Abstenance only works with retarded religious fanatic rednecks- oh wait. It doesn't work for them either.
  6. Here I am hanging out reading.
  7. OH MY GOD! Finally- a good sci-fi series that was ended well. Usually they are just killed in the middle like Jericho and Jerimiah leaving you hanging. BSG puts the series to a good satisfying end. Of all the sci-fi series out there only a handful have been ended well: the new BSG, Babylon 5, ST:NG, ST:Voy, ST:DS9 The rest- they just pull the plug leavinging the fans going WTF happened.
  8. I know that selling a car is like parting with an old friend. I hope that your new one will be worthy.
  9. relax kid. if they put up with me shedding all over the furniture, you've got nothing to worry about.
  10. As long as you weren't killed and eaten, call it a learning experience. Besides, you've got pretty eyes and it was a short movie.
  11. Lacy- I've never been optimistic about the day of silence as a powerful statement. Our detractors would love for us all to just shut up so a day of silence seems to defeat its own purpose. It does have one thing attractive about it: you get to ignore and/or dismiss anyone you want while you participate. JS
  12. kiss them where?
  13. Can we resurrect someone or are stuck with the frappy half-wit celebs of today? Oh sure- they are pretty. But I would like to have have a poke at the guy that inspired Michaengelo's David. Now that is sweet nekkid heat in marble of all things... It's art, not a nekkid man. Here's another classic beauty: Jim Morrison in the famous "young lion" pictures.
  14. It is the truely gifted that can cause them.
  15. Actually- that term refers to a GREAT Orgasm that shakes the building, causes you to shout to dieties and leaves you muttering inchherently.
  16. In Mississippi if you are out at work you will soon be out of work. It's like saying fire me. If they don't kick you on the spot, they'll come up with something abstract like it's not working out or you've got an attitude problem. During the 2003 elections I took a public stand against the anti-gay marriage amendment on the ballot. I went for Network Administrator for a whole state agency to an untenable position in 2 months. It may not matter in some places but you had better watch your ass in the south.
  17. the BIG-O
  18. ...that we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
  19. ...some people wear warm ups and other sports gear that can't see their own feet?
  20. ...they call it expecting but everybody is damned sure she's pregnant? ...that some people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke? ...we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage? ...that there are handicapped parking places in front of skating rinks? ...that hot dogs come in packages of 10 and buns come in packages of 8 or 12? ...that banks leave the vault door open and chain up their pens? ...that a pizza can be delivered faster than a cop can arrive at your house?
  21. ...that drive through ATM machines have Braille lettering?
  22. That's great!
  23. You can't fool me. They chose to live their abomidible wine-sipping, sin confessing guilt-free lifestyle. If their guilt-free/sins forgiven philosophy spreads too far it'll destroy society. What happens when there's no consequences for anything?
  24. MY policy: I don't DATE. I F*UCK. I never f*ck anyone with policies. I'm too old for games and too impatient for BS. F*ck if you are going to f*ck. Or don't. Don't explain, appologize or talk about your f-ing feelings. I don't want to know. I don't care if you come, go, stay, lay or pray: just don't bore me by being a twit or playing head games.
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