So... is that when the coup starts, or when the Russians nuke us? Maybe they just use the 5G towers and microwave us all like popcorn.
These sorts of things make paranoid people... pensive.
Many people think that the extinction event that took out wooly mammoths happened very quickly because many of them have been found flash frozen in Siberia with recently eaten food in their stomachs.
Last night at one of the local high school football games, a complicated imbroglio broke out among a bunch of students, parents, and referees over a pass interference call that ended with four people being jailed for disorderly conduct. It was a bad call: for the referee, and the parents who pushed it too far.
Amen to that, bro!