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How to Cook a Turkey

Yettie One

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Ok, so its holiday season coming up, and of course for all our American friends, they'll be doing the traditional turkey in a week or so, and for the rest of us, come christmas, we'll be catching up with our own celebration of bird flesh.

 

So figured I'd share my recipe for a smashing Turkey Roast.

:D

 

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY.

 

Step 1. Buy a turkey.

Step 2. Have a glass of wine.

Step 3. Stuff turkey.

Step 4. Have a glass of wine.

Step 5. Put turkey in the oven.

Step 6. Relax and have another glass of wine.

Step 7. Turk the bastey.

Step 8. Wine of glass another get.

Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer.

Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine.

Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours.

Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey.

Step 13. Tet the sable

Step 14. Brab another wottle of bine.

Step 15. Turk the carvey!

 

:whistle:

 

Enjoy!!!

:hug:

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MikeL

MikeL 2,841

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You left out an important early step.  Buy the turkey early enough for it to thaw out thoroughly in the refrigerator before Thanksgiving day.

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joann414

joann414 4,131

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I think I'd like to try that recipe.  Sounds right up my alley:P

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lilansui

lilansui 16,365

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You're so precious...lol, buy the turkey and three bottles of wine...lol :)

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Breeze

Breeze 220

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You just described Christmas dinner at my sisters house LOL

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Mann Ramblings

Mann Ramblings 22,930

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I think I've followed that recipe before. Were you there?

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Slytherin

Slytherin 24,197

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If Yoda followed this recipe the turkey would be super yummy :lol:

 

Step 16: Join AA

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Yettie One

Yettie One 1,064

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If Yoda followed this recipe the turkey would be super yummy :lol:

 

Step 16: Join AA

 

Yoda??? :/

No no hun, YETTIE!

:P

Yettie One

Yettie One 1,064

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I've come the firm conclusion that it might be a really wonderful way to roast a turkey, but the hangover the day after is gunna suck big time.

:(

 

Maybe not the greatest plan in the world ey???

Slytherin

Slytherin 24,197

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Order a pizza :P:lol:

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paya

paya 469

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I've seen a similar recipe with whisky... it ends with cold cuts and aspirin... 

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comicfan

comicfan 13,398

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Hmm. Don't think that one will hit the recipe book.

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Kitt

Kitt 46,144

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lol I know a guy who used to follow that recipe. Once the oven came out of the bird he showed up at a friends house - barefoot in the snow.

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Yettie One

Yettie One 1,064

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lol I know a guy who used to follow that recipe. Once the oven came out of the bird he showed up at a friends house - barefoot in the snow.

LOL

I will follow this man's lead! :P

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