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How to Cook a Turkey

Yettie One

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Ok, so its holiday season coming up, and of course for all our American friends, they'll be doing the traditional turkey in a week or so, and for the rest of us, come christmas, we'll be catching up with our own celebration of bird flesh.

 

So figured I'd share my recipe for a smashing Turkey Roast.

:D

 

HOW TO COOK A TURKEY.

 

Step 1. Buy a turkey.

Step 2. Have a glass of wine.

Step 3. Stuff turkey.

Step 4. Have a glass of wine.

Step 5. Put turkey in the oven.

Step 6. Relax and have another glass of wine.

Step 7. Turk the bastey.

Step 8. Wine of glass another get.

Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer.

Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine.

Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours.

Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey.

Step 13. Tet the sable

Step 14. Brab another wottle of bine.

Step 15. Turk the carvey!

 

:whistle:

 

Enjoy!!!

:hug:

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You left out an important early step.  Buy the turkey early enough for it to thaw out thoroughly in the refrigerator before Thanksgiving day.

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If Yoda followed this recipe the turkey would be super yummy :lol:

 

Step 16: Join AA

 

Yoda??? :/

No no hun, YETTIE!

:P

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I've come the firm conclusion that it might be a really wonderful way to roast a turkey, but the hangover the day after is gunna suck big time.

:(

 

Maybe not the greatest plan in the world ey???

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I've seen a similar recipe with whisky... it ends with cold cuts and aspirin... 

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lol I know a guy who used to follow that recipe. Once the oven came out of the bird he showed up at a friends house - barefoot in the snow.

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lol I know a guy who used to follow that recipe. Once the oven came out of the bird he showed up at a friends house - barefoot in the snow.

LOL

I will follow this man's lead! :P

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