Ok, so its holiday season coming up, and of course for all our American friends, they'll be doing the traditional turkey in a week or so, and for the rest of us, come christmas, we'll be catching up with our own celebration of bird flesh.
So figured I'd share my recipe for a smashing Turkey Roast.
HOW TO COOK A TURKEY.
Step 1. Buy a turkey.
Step 2. Have a glass of wine.
Step 3. Stuff turkey.
Step 4. Have a glass of wine.
Step 5. Put turkey in the oven.
Step 6. Relax and have another glass of wine.
Step 7. Turk the bastey.
Step 8. Wine of glass another get.
Step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer.
Step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine.
Step 11. Bake the wine for 4 hours.
Step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey.
Step 13. Tet the sable
Step 14. Brab another wottle of bine.
Step 15. Turk the carvey!