How do I seduce an IT guy

[W_L]

Going on a date and need to think of ways to seduce my guy, we've got stuff planned, dinner reserved, and a hotel room for afterward  (We're both adults in our 30s, so it's not like whether we will or not, just how to make it fun for each other and give good impression to do it again)

 

[lawfulneutralmage]

Ask whether Linux is really better than Windows...

[lawfulneutralmage]

Enjoy!

[LJCC]

On 11/24/2024 at 12:50 AM, W_L said:

Going on a date and need to think of ways to seduce my guy, we've got stuff planned, dinner reserved, and a hotel room for afterward  (We're both adults in our 30s, so it's not like whether we will or not, just how to make it fun for each other and give good impression to do it again)

 

Dress like a computer.

After dinner, say, "Encode me."

I'm sure he'll start programming you. A 100%.

[BendtedWreath]

On 11/23/2024 at 10:50 AM, lawfulneutralmage said:

Ask whether Linux is really better than Windows...

I enjoyed working with Linux, but that's not a hill I'd be willing to die on.

[Jason Rimbaud]

So, um, tell me how it went? curious minds want to know!

[Jack Poignet]

Your continued silence implies that you did it and your guy is still at it …. Of course, I mean asking and explaining about Linux. That was a really backhanded, nasty, sneaky proposal, @lawfulneutralmage 😱

Edited December 9, 2024 by Jack Poignet

[W_L]

45 minutes ago, Jack Poignet said:

Your continued silence implies that you did it and your guy is still at it …. Of course, I mean asking and explaining about Linux. That was a really backhanded, nasty, sneaky proposal, @lawfulneutralmage 😱

 

On 11/24/2024 at 7:55 PM, BendtedWreath said:

I enjoyed working with Linux, but that's not a hill I'd be willing to die on.

 

On 11/23/2024 at 1:50 PM, lawfulneutralmage said:

Ask whether Linux is really better than Windows...

Well Tux tells no tales just a lot of open-source code 

 

[empath]

app-enabled toys!    

[Jason Rimbaud]

47 minutes ago, empath said:

app-enabled toys!    

I can't believe I didn't think about that, me and my husband uses those, they are so much fun.  

[drown]

On 12/17/2024 at 9:05 PM, empath said:

app-enabled toys!    

A security nightmare! All IoT devices are, but to think a butt blug with a … backdoor?

What's your job in IT? I'm a penetration tester.

The jokes just write themselves...