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Drugs are bad, M'kay?

JamesSavik

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Are you tired of everybody's shit?

Can you just not be bothered with your friends infantile drama?

Are you sick of turning on the TV and seeing idiotic bickering politicians pandering to the worst sort of thugs and the country going up in flames?

 

Then you might be ready for Fuckitall!

 

Fuckitall is an industrial strength happy drug. Your life may suck but you won't care anymore. With Fuckitall your life will be strawberry fields forever... at least as long as you can afford the prescription.

 

Ask your doctor if Fuckitall is right for you.

 

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JUST STOP ALREADY!

 

Who told you you would be happy all the time?

Who told you life was fair?

Sometimes life sux. Wear a helmet.

 

You eat the cookie, smoke the butt, have an orgasm but wake up the next morning and go to work!

 

You don't need a pill. You need a hobby!

 

Get a cat, join a gym, go bicycling, go hiking, look at the stars, find a cool rock, grow a garden, read a book, watch a game, take a class, take your camera to the woods, walk your dog, build a deck, change your oil, feed the cat, climb a big hill, barbecue, go swimming, eat out or take a nap.

 

Life is what you make of it.

 

NOW GO MAKE SOME!

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rustle

rustle 2,426

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Most drugs probably won't make you go out and kill somebody, but they'll make you complacent at times when you could do something more productive.

 

Sometimes, it isn't about being happy. It's about making your time on this planet worthwhile.

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Sasha Distan

Sasha Distan 25,249

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Discovered recently that the prescription I take to stop migraines can, in VERY large doses, cause memory loses and compliant suggestibility. It's why one of the side effects is vivid dreaming. I have a new and healthy respect for my meds now.

 

James, I like your list. I would add:

ride your horse

write a book

hang out in a truck

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rustle

rustle 2,426

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make something

joann414

joann414 4,131

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Volunteer to help someone in need.

Irritable1

Irritable1 2,081

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Treat your major depression instead of taking it out on your family ;-). Wait... I use a drug for that...

JamesSavik

JamesSavik 24,754

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Irritable1- major depression is a very different matter.

 

The difference is that one is an attitude. You can change that if you want to.

 

The other is an illness and you do need help with that.

 

I've got no issues with that.

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W_L

W_L 10,619

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Discovered recently that the prescription I take to stop migraines can, in VERY large doses, cause memory loses and compliant suggestibility. It's why one of the side effects is vivid dreaming. I have a new and healthy respect for my meds now

 

James, I like your list. I would add:

ride your horse

write a book

hang out in a truck

 
Hm...sounds interesting, I wonder how suggestive   :devil:
 
Drugs aren't.cures for everything, sometimes they are merely crutches to live a semi normal life. 
 
It is a tragedy, but life itself is a drug too. Thrill seeking, excessive eating/drinking, and who knows what else are just as deadly. 
 
I am just a workaholic

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