My psychiatrist hates me, movie quotes, sex and the countdown
Yes he does. He told me so.
-----Well, he didnt really TELL me per say, but he wrote it down in his notes. How do you know you ask? Because I HAVE his notes. How you ask? Because I stole them! (Long story short, I took them and photocopied them. That was actually pretty short. Nevermind.)
Ok he didnt say he hates me exactly he just said I'm one f**ked up nutbag and I should kill myself just to spare everyone the pain and misery of having to deal with me.
-----Well, okay, he didnt really say that either but you get it right? Fine, you judge what he said...
The Bad
"self-destructive"
"recognizes yet is unable to alter behavior"
"disgusted by his own behavior"
"masochistic tendencies"
"manipulative"
"promiscuous"
The Good
"possessing untested but high intelligence..."
This is totally blowing everything way out of proportion. Anyway here ya go, some favorites of mine:
Movie Quotes
"Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you."
"'Tis but a scratch."
"I am Frau Bl
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