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My psychiatrist hates me, movie quotes, sex and the countdown



Yes he does. He told me so.

-----Well, he didnt really TELL me per say, but he wrote it down in his notes. How do you know you ask? Because I HAVE his notes. How you ask? Because I stole them! (Long story short, I took them and photocopied them. That was actually pretty short. Nevermind.)

Ok he didnt say he hates me exactly he just said I'm one f**ked up nutbag and I should kill myself just to spare everyone the pain and misery of having to deal with me.

-----Well, okay, he didnt really say that either but you get it right? Fine, you judge what he said...


The Bad


"recognizes yet is unable to alter behavior"

"disgusted by his own behavior"

"masochistic tendencies"




The Good

"possessing untested but high intelligence..."

This is totally blowing everything way out of proportion. Anyway here ya go, some favorites of mine:


Movie Quotes

"Throw one at me if you want, hash head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you."


"'Tis but a scratch."


"I am Frau Bl


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Wait wait, that is a high percentage of people. that have these behaviors.



"disgusted by his own behavior"

"masochistic tendencies"


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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"


Excellent quote from Dr. Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb



BTW- what do shrinks know? They talk to crazy people all day. :P


Just tell her to STFU and give you her best drugs.


That's how I put mine in her place. ;)

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"Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a f**ked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours."


Clementine in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. It's one of my favourite modern movie scenes.


Take care,


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"It started off as rioting. But right from the beginning you knew this was different, because it was happening in small villages, market towns... and then it wasn't on TV anymore. It was on the street outside. It was coming through your windows. It was a virus, an infection. You didn't need a doctor to tell you that. It was the blood, or something in the blood. By the time they tried to evacuate the cities, it was already too late. The infection was everywhere. The army blockades were overrun, and that's when the exodus started. The day before the TV stopped broadcasting, there were reports of infection in Paris and New York. You didn't hear anything more after that."



That sounds very familiar, but I can't place it. What's it from?

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